OfficialCWCmart Jail Art

Chris has collaborated with Praetor, even when he has been incarcerated. During his stay, Chris had granted them permisson to sell artwork that he had created during his stay, and then sent over to them. This page will showcase these drawings, as well as the descriptions for them that Praetor had given on their Etsy page. Some are dated 6 May 2022.

The descriptions that Praetor wrote on their Etsy profile will be represented in maroon.

Sonichu Prime and the Cyan Master Emerald

This authentic Chris Chan Prison Art was drawn while Christine was being incarcerated in Orange County Jail. This piece depicts Sonichu calling on the power of the Chaos Emeralds to merge dimensions and save the peoples of all dimensions from rapture. He prays to Mama Jesus Christ Chan for strength, as we all do. This framed piece is autographed and drawn on a piece of country jail scrap paper.

The Universe's Core

This piece was drawn by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated in Orange County Jail. Titled "the Universe's Core," it depicts Rosechu and Christine (in her Supreme Sonichu form) melding energies with the Center of the Universe. The core itself is depicted as an eye-like structure, diffusing life sustaining energy to all creatures and peoples. Christine states that her energies come from the core, and such energies can only be conducted through deep meditation. This piece is framed, inked, signed, and drawn on a piece of prison scrap paper.

Rosey Slices. Rosey Dices. But That's Not All.

This piece was drawn while Christine Chandler was being held in Orange County Jail. The art shows Chris Chan's loving wife Rosechu the Hedgehog defeating a robot, as any good wife should. Text at the head of the page reads : "Hi! Rosey Rosechu here. Welcome to my podcast. Today, we are showing you how to destroy Eggman's robots. Step one... Slice!" The drawing is framed and autographed.

Magi-Chan Sonichu Chaos Controls

This drawing was made while Christine was being held in Orange County Jail. This pen-on-paper masterpiece features Sonichu doing one of his most powerful moves, Chaos Control. Christine intended to capture the power of the move through the aura drawn around Sonichu, radiating energy. This framed picture is autographed, authentic, and drawn on prison scrap paper.

Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's Second Coming

This art piece was created while Christine was still incarcerated in Orange County Jail. The drawing depicts Christine descending from heaven in her Goddess form. All powerful and all knowing, she dispenses her knowledge and divine retribution. Let the trolls tremble. We were told to say this. This piece is framed and autographed.

You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It

An artpiece created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description and title have been provided via letter by Christine. You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It: "Resting a hand on a Chaos Rainbow, Jesus Christ Chan admires the view of both Earth's that make up the One Earth of Universe 1C-211987. As you may say, along with the other Gods and Goddesses she works with, "She's got the whole Worlds in her hand." Well said.

Happiness Can Still Be a Hug Away

I'm going to level with you here, this is the most depressing drawing I feel Chris has ever made. I'd keep it if I could, but Christine has demanded it be sold so that I can continue funding her love of vending machine Grape Fanta. This artwork is depressing. It's been a long road, and now we're here. Here's a curt description, provided by Christine via a letter. Happiness Can Still be a Hug Away: "Featuring Sonichu Prime and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu. Simple as it gets to enjoy the comfort of your loved ones in a simple hug, and a bit of soul bonding." The price is high, as my soul has been sold to Sonichu. This is the only way I'll ever afford to get it back.

Wild and Punchy in Flight

This is a piece of artwork done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following is a description and title written by Christine provided via letter. Wild and Punchy in Flight: "Here you go. Here's Wild Sonichu jumping High off the ground with his leaf tail and using it to glide and fly sky high as he likes to sometimes. More often, he feels his grassy roots on the ground." It should be a felony in Virginia not to own this beautiful piece.

Flashzap

A piece of jail art created by Christine Weston Chandler. A description has been provided by her via letter. Flashzap: "Inspired in part by Snoopy as Flashbeagle as he Flashdanced in a most iconic, classic Peanuts Special. Yet this Bar and Grill exists in Cwcville Virginia, and I personally do possess a great number of most energetic and vibrational dance moves. "She steps out on the floor without making a sound, then she starts hearing the beat. You would think the floor is moving the way she's moving her feet. She's a champion! She's the best! Impossible to tame! People say that's she's obsessed, listen to her name! They call her Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus Christ Chan!"' It should be noted that the last "S" in Jesus is stylized as a lightning bolt in her letter.

A Prayer of Angelica Rosechu

This artwork was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided by her via letter. A Prayer of Angelica Rosechu: "A holy and divine moment as Angelica in her Neo Spiritual Christianity Church prays for the safety and well-being of All from Universe 1218's Earth who are collectively shifting to the recombined Earth in Universe 1C-211987

Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004

This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following description was provided by her via letter. Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004: "This is a first for Sonichu and Rosey, as back in 2004 they were guided to a distant community of Sonichus and Rosechus in the wilderness. The distant communities of the wild Sonichu and Rosechu Pokemon are a clothing optional society. Most of them within are regular Sonichus and Rosechus. Off-Camera in this particular village there are elders who wear full body clothing, also the leader of this small colony. Artist/Chronicler's note: drawing this felt like drawing a Smurf village."

How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You

This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter. How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You: "A simple piece featuring Magi-Chan and I as we Soul Bond together in a most Enlightening and Euphoric feeling like flying throughout the cosmos freely."

The Sonichu Temple's Relocation

This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter. From Ruckersville to Cwcville - The Sonichu Temple's Relocation: "Consider this a premonition piece as the Sonichu Temple shall be relocated between the Cwcville Bassillicom and Angelica Rosechu's Church. And yes, one of the eight Master Emeralds, the Cyan one, is located in Cwcville VA."