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Chris has stated that if his video game [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]] ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title, but NEVER ON XBOX.
Chris has stated that if his video game [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]] ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title, but NEVER ON XBOX.
Considering he owns an original Xbox, this is extremely hypocritical of him.


==The Hatred==
==The Hatred==

Revision as of 21:18, 4 July 2009

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File:LegoHexBawxController.jpg
What a CWC lego Hex Bawx controller would look like if Chris:
1. Liked Xboxes
2. Had any sort of artistic talent.


Hex Bawx is a CWC-ism for the Xbox 360, which Chris hates for no real reason other than not wanting to pay for online gaming. This reason is ridiculous, if only because Chris has already accrued thousands of dollars of debt through his many other video game-related purchases.

Chris has stated that if his video game Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title, but NEVER ON XBOX.

Considering he owns an original Xbox, this is extremely hypocritical of him.

The Hatred

In an IRC chat from 02 January 2009, Chris expands upon his Hex Bawx hatred:


12:18 <vivitheg> Why, the Xbox 360 has a lot of games that are on the PS3 too
12:18 <ChrisChanSonichu> because the Live is costly.
12:18 <vivitheg> It's only 50 dollars a year
12:19 <vivitheg> that's very cheap compared to the ps3
12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> and I'm already a subscriber between PS3 and Wii, which are FREE.
12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> PSN is Free; Nintendo Wi-Fi is Free.
12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> Skadoosh.


In the Comics

KILL THE BEAST! CUT HIS THROAT! SPILL HIS BLOOD!

The HEX-BOX 360 is featured during the elevator gag portion of Sonichu issue 8. Sonichu and Rosechu are greeted by a depiction of an axe cutting through this despised console while traveling past the 70th floor of the 4-cent_garbage building. The 71st floor displays a Playstation Trophy award for killing that HEX-BOX.

Trophy informing reader they can now play their "PLAYSTATION 3 OR NINTENDO Wii IN PEACE".

Christian draws a red LED around the HEX-BOX's power button. He was either aware of the red lights on the Xbox 360, or is simply using this color to represent a force of evil. Chris may have been aware of the publicized Red Ring of Death during earlier shipments of the console (Due to a cost-cutting plan involving less thermal paste during manufacturing, and resulted in millions of dollars to cover for RMA). Normally, all four quadrants being illuminated on an Xbox 360 would indicate a disconnected, or damaged, AV cable.

The Microsoft Corporation is not addressed in the comics either directly, or via pseudonym.

The CWC-tionary

Relationships: Attraction Location | Boyfriend-free girl | Darling | Dating education | Friend Zone | Gal-pal | Heart Level | Homos | Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor | Love Quest | Noviophobia | SLGBTQ | Sweetheart | Sweetheart from the Ground-Up

Sex: China | Comeuppance | Duck | JULAY | Mass debating | Negligent | Pedofork | Pickle | Recycling | Soul Bonding | Virgin with rage | Virginia is for Virgins | Women's rights

Himself: Biological clock | Butt garments | Captain's Log | Christian Love Day | DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS | Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies | Honest Content | I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | Monthly tugboat | Muscle bra | Random-access humor | Saga | Scale of Respect | Tomgirl |

Stressors: 4-cent_garbage | GOPony | HEXBox | JERKS | Jerkops | Kick the Autistic | Manajerks | Naïve | Niggos | Pmurt | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens | Slow-in-the-minds | Tobacky

Fantasies: Curse-ye-ha-me-ha | Dimension | Fangs | Godjesus | Iron Curtain | OC | Un-clit

Comics: Anchuent Prophecy | Da Update | Electric Hedgehog Pokemon | Nombie-zazis | Parody | Rosechu | Sonichu | Sub-Episodes | Sweetbolt


See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media