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"'''CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!'''" is a video released on 6 [[August 2009]], during the [[SingStar Challenge]] saga. In this video, [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (Solid Chris) exposes his rage against [[Liquid Chris]], accusing him of not doing the last [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|song]] right and ordering him to redo the song and put his commentary in another video. This video is notorious for the anger and angst shown by Ian, who deleted the video shortly after uploading it. | "'''CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!'''" is a video released on 6 [[August 2009]], during the [[SingStar Challenge]] saga. In this video, [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (Solid Chris) exposes his rage against [[Liquid Chris]], accusing him of not doing the last [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|song]] right and ordering him to redo the song and put his commentary in another video. This video is notorious for the anger and angst shown by Ian, who deleted the video shortly after uploading it. | ||
Revision as of 16:27, 18 January 2015
"CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!" is a video released on 6 August 2009, during the SingStar Challenge saga. In this video, Ian Brandon Anderson (Solid Chris) exposes his rage against Liquid Chris, accusing him of not doing the last song right and ordering him to redo the song and put his commentary in another video. This video is notorious for the anger and angst shown by Ian, who deleted the video shortly after uploading it.
Video
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| CHRIS! CHANDLER! | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 6 August 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Music,  Rumors
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| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Saga |  Liquid Chris
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| Shirt |  The Joker
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Smell Yo Duck Too |
next CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC |
Transcript
CHRIS! CHANDLER!
Firstly, your video [takes glasses off dramatically] is only [throws them to the floor]...HALF the length of that track! The FULL length of that track is ALMOST...TEN minutes. Redo the video for the full, NINE-MINUTE-something LENGTH!
And commentary? You can put them in a SEPARATE video. SEPARATE. So, SING the whole nine-minute-something song.
AND anurr' thing.....CHRIS. Your for real n--your real name, as I have been told by Kacey...is only Chris Chandler! No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris! So, admit that!
An' anurr' thing...: [yelled while jumping up and down like a child]
I NAME IS NOT
IAN....
....BRANNAN....
....SOMETHING!!!
[gasps for air in an annoyed manner] I am CHRISTIAN... WESTON... CHANDLER! SO
GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME THE REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me,
and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989...
YOU DAMN,
MOCKING,
BASTARD!!!
Get it
RIGHT! I'M
Christian Weston Chandler, you are only
CHRIS...CHANDLER!
Your medal is made out of PAPER! The whole length of time, the REAL medal has been made out of Crayola FUCKING Model MAGIC and acrylic
PAINT!
If I wanted paper, I would go to Wal-Mart and pay five dollars for FIVE HUNDRED SHEETS!
[pauses, realizing what he said has no relevance to the topic at hand]
Redo the ten minute song and save the commentaries for a [lowers his voice to an angry whisper] separate video, [stops whispering] and everybody on the internet knows that I am the real deal, you are the impostor, so give up the damn game already before I really call the poli--[realizes he fucked up] before that I actually--[fucks up again] before I tell the police all the information I have gotten since I finally got them involved, and then send them on your case, put you in jail bef-, even though I would prefer not to see you in jail because Kacey respects you so much, man! [in a really high voice] She cares about you so much! She has told me so herself, over the telephone!
If I did not have that [voice is normal again] beforehand, I would have just been gladly prepared, gladly, and only gladly, before talking to her, gladly, to see your ass behind bars. But after talking to Kacey, and hearing her honest respect, [calms down here] I would hate to see you in jail, out of respect, and of care, because she would be heartbroken. You are a lucky son of a gun, Chris Chandler, so quit this stupid impersonation game. Call me by the real name that God and the bear has given me throughout my whole life. [Starts to rage again] The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.
[Takes a few deep breaths, possibly due to exhaustion]
This game is not fun. If you are not careful, you really are going to go to jail. You will be tried in court, and you will be going to jail or serve community service, forcedly. I have--I was nice about it, I told you the details, and what do you do,
YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS AGAIN!
And I do not appreciate that! So stop it! Stop it!
Come clean! Rip off your PAPER medallion, RIP IT OFF like a shred of paper, look at my medal, I cannot even twist it, because it is made from Model Magic, not some cheap paper I can get at Wal-Mart for five hundred dollar--for five dollars for five hundred sheets.
Sing the whole nine-minute-something song.
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