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Fallback source of Chris' powers to counter the victory cries of trolls dancing in the streets as his [[Medallions of Fail|medallions]] were put on display. He then made some new shitty medallion that this ring could be attached to or some bullshit.  
Fallback source of Chris' powers to counter the victory cries of trolls dancing in the streets as his [[Medallions of Fail|medallions]] were put on display. He then made some new shitty medallion that this ring could be attached to or some bullshit.  


[[Trolls]] are advised to not attempt stealing the ring as a $200 gold ring purchased at [[Wal Mart]] is theft which is a felony. Furthermore, even if someone did steal it, he would just go on to say that the power was in his [[Sex toys| anal beads]] all along.
[[Trolls]] are advised to not attempt stealing the ring as a $200 gold ring purchased at [[Wal Mart]] is theft which is a felony. Also, it is suspected that, like the One Ring, it corrupts the possessor and can only be destroyed in the fiery pits of Mt. Doom. Furthermore, even if someone did steal it, he would just go on to say that the power was in his [[Sex toys| anal beads]] all along.


After the events of [[2009#March|04 March 2004]], Chris has indicated that since the High School Ring is the source of all his powers, wearing his ring is sufficient enough to make a video TRUE and HONEST. However, As he made this statement without wearing the Medallion, this statement cannot be true. Despite this simple logical error on Chris's part, he explicitly shows his high school ring to confirm that it is an "official" video.  
After the events of [[2009#March|04 March 2004]], Chris has indicated that since the High School Ring is the source of all his powers, wearing his ring is sufficient enough to make a video TRUE and HONEST. However, As he made this statement without wearing the Medallion, this statement cannot be true. Despite this simple logical error on Chris's part, he explicitly shows his high school ring to confirm that it is an "official" video. Since then, every video has started with Chris briefly showing that he is wearing the ring, to indicate that it is a TRUE and HONEST video.  


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Revision as of 20:50, 19 March 2009

And you faggots thought it was his Medallion that gave him his powers.

AKA "High School Ring"

Fallback source of Chris' powers to counter the victory cries of trolls dancing in the streets as his medallions were put on display. He then made some new shitty medallion that this ring could be attached to or some bullshit.

Trolls are advised to not attempt stealing the ring as a $200 gold ring purchased at Wal Mart is theft which is a felony. Also, it is suspected that, like the One Ring, it corrupts the possessor and can only be destroyed in the fiery pits of Mt. Doom. Furthermore, even if someone did steal it, he would just go on to say that the power was in his anal beads all along.

After the events of 04 March 2004, Chris has indicated that since the High School Ring is the source of all his powers, wearing his ring is sufficient enough to make a video TRUE and HONEST. However, As he made this statement without wearing the Medallion, this statement cannot be true. Despite this simple logical error on Chris's part, he explicitly shows his high school ring to confirm that it is an "official" video. Since then, every video has started with Chris briefly showing that he is wearing the ring, to indicate that it is a TRUE and HONEST video.

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