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He is oblivious to the fact that the real reason he used to sleep during the night in high school is that he used to actually have some reason to get up in the morning. Parents (and college students) know that it's common for school-children during the summer to get their sleep patterns messed up because they now can "stay up as late as they want". Since leaving [[PVCC]] Chris has had no job, no friends, and no life outside of [[mass debating]] and his [[Love Quest]], allowing him ample free time to stay up all night drinking caffeine.  
He is oblivious to the fact that the real reason he used to sleep during the night in high school is that he used to actually have some reason to get up in the morning. Parents (and college students) know that it's common for school-children during the summer to get their sleep patterns messed up because they now can "stay up as late as they want". Since leaving [[PVCC]] Chris has had no job, no friends, and no life outside of [[mass debating]] and his [[Love Quest]], allowing him ample free time to stay up all night drinking caffeine.  


Chris' nocturnal habits during much of the 2000s appears to be the primary reason that "Attraction Time" during his [[Love Quest]] occurred in the mid-to-late afternoon.
Chris's nocturnal habits during much of the 2000s appears to be the primary reason that "Attraction Time" during his [[Love Quest]] occurred in the mid-to-late afternoon.


==Sauces==
==Sauces==

Revision as of 14:13, 30 November 2009

Biological clock is the term Chris uses to refer to his circadian rhythm (his sleeping pattern). Although this is technically not an incorrect use of the term, "biological clock" is more commonly used to describe the period of fertility in women, so Chris just sounds (even more) stupid when he yammers on about fixing his biological clock. One of Chris's reasons for needing a TRUE and HONEST sweetheart is to fix his biological clock. Chris's infatuation with Ivy can be traced to the fact that she vaguely helped Chris have a normal, set sleeping pattern.

File:Rapeclock.jpg
Artist's depiction of Chris's biological clock

He first explained his sleep habits in an edit on his Encyclopedia Dramatica article:

==THE SODA JERK==

YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from Coca-Cola to Pepsi to Powerade. I have a lot of stored caffeene [sic] in my energy supply, and not

only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking biological clock as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve-

fucking-thirty. BIG REASON I need a Sweetheart, so she can help me back on track towards getting back to the morning hours

that I used to have during my High School years.

Fucking Adult Swim(tm) and random projects keep me up all night as well.

CWC, 11 Nov 2007. Powerade isn't a soda, you retard.[1]

He is oblivious to the fact that the real reason he used to sleep during the night in high school is that he used to actually have some reason to get up in the morning. Parents (and college students) know that it's common for school-children during the summer to get their sleep patterns messed up because they now can "stay up as late as they want". Since leaving PVCC Chris has had no job, no friends, and no life outside of mass debating and his Love Quest, allowing him ample free time to stay up all night drinking caffeine.

Chris's nocturnal habits during much of the 2000s appears to be the primary reason that "Attraction Time" during his Love Quest occurred in the mid-to-late afternoon.

Sauces

See also

The CWC-tionary

Relationships: Attraction Location | Boyfriend-free girl | Darling | Dating education | Friend Zone | Gal-pal | Heart Level | Homos | Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor | Love Quest | Noviophobia | SLGBTQ | Sweetheart | Sweetheart from the Ground-Up

Sex: China | Comeuppance | Duck | JULAY | Mass debating | Negligent | Pedofork | Pickle | Recycling | Soul Bonding | Virgin with rage | Virginia is for Virgins | Women's rights

Himself: Biological clock | Butt garments | Captain's Log | Christian Love Day | DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS | Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies | Honest Content | I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | Monthly tugboat | Muscle bra | Random-access humor | Saga | Scale of Respect | Tomgirl |

Stressors: 4-cent_garbage | GOPony | HEXBox | JERKS | Jerkops | Kick the Autistic | Manajerks | Naïve | Niggos | Pmurt | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens | Slow-in-the-minds | Tobacky

Fantasies: Curse-ye-ha-me-ha | Dimension | Fangs | Godjesus | Iron Curtain | OC | Un-clit

Comics: Anchuent Prophecy | Da Update | Electric Hedgehog Pokemon | Nombie-zazis | Parody | Rosechu | Sonichu | Sub-Episodes | Sweetbolt


See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media