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Locating a mall in a downtown isn't entirely unfeasible, either. Although many attempts to bring malls downtown usually result in [[fail]]ure, there are occasional bouts of success with this approach. Charleston Town Center in downtown Charleston, West Virginia is but one example. | Locating a mall in a downtown isn't entirely unfeasible, either. Although many attempts to bring malls downtown usually result in [[fail]]ure, there are occasional bouts of success with this approach. Charleston Town Center in downtown Charleston, West Virginia is but one example. | ||
There is, however, no excuse for putting the fucking ''mayor's office'' in the mall. | There is, however, no excuse for putting the fucking ''mayor's office'' in the mall, except as a reference to the Adult Swim show [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Goes_to_the_Mayor Tom Goes To The Mayor] | ||
==Mall Stores== | ==Mall Stores== | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Abercrombie & Fitch|Abercrombie & Fitch]] | * [[Wikipedia:Abercrombie & Fitch|Abercrombie & Fitch]] | ||
Revision as of 14:40, 3 May 2010
CWCville Shopping Center (alternatively known as CWCville Mall), located at the center of downtown CWCville, he is the location of Chris's Mayoral Office and a temple to the rampant consumerism in CWCville. Also, Chris's version of his beloved Charlottesville Fashion Square, where he is not banned but rather is welcomed and works there.
Chris designed the mall as a CADD project in PVCC, and since no good school project goes unrecycled and unpublished, is now using the design in the comics. The plans were in Scrapbook of Fail, and Chris's original AutoCAD files were leaked.
Chris has said that the City of CWCville owns the mall,[1] which in real life doesn't usually happen until a mall is closed off and condemned. Most existing malls, even ones that are close to dead, are owned by real estate investment trusts.
Locating a mall in a downtown isn't entirely unfeasible, either. Although many attempts to bring malls downtown usually result in failure, there are occasional bouts of success with this approach. Charleston Town Center in downtown Charleston, West Virginia is but one example.
There is, however, no excuse for putting the fucking mayor's office in the mall, except as a reference to the Adult Swim show Tom Goes To The Mayor
Mall Stores
- Abercrombie & Fitch
- Arcade World (Video Games) [Yes, he's written 'Video Games' beside it, as if arcades didn't have them usually.]
- American Eagle Outfitters
- Anna Joy's (local bridal shop)
- April's Sports (local sporting goods)
- Aeropastale [sic]
- Bath & Body Works
- Big Lots
- Blue Ridge Sports
- Books-a-Million
- Burger King
- Cache [sic]
- Carlton Cards [One on each floor for some reason.]
- Cellular One
- Champ's [sic] Sports
- Chick-fil-A
- Christopher & Banks
- Christopher's Pizza
- Cinnamonster
- Circuit City Express
- Claire's Boutique
- Coffee Beanery
- Comic, Game & Hobby Place
- Country Cookin
- Create-A-Critter
- Cutco Outlet
- CVS
- Dairy Queen
- Disney Store
- Dollar Tree
- Finish Line
- Footaction USA
- F.Y.E.
- GameStop
- Gap
- GCN [? - second floor, he may have meant GNC]
- Glamour Shots
- Great American Cookie
- Hat World
- Hallmark
- Hot Topic
- JCPenny [sic]
- Journeys
- Kay Jewlers [sic]
- KB Toys
- Kohr Bros. Frozen Yougurt [sic]
- Lady Foot Locker
- Lego Outlet
- LensCrafters [Listed twice beside each other.]
- Limited
- Limited Too
- MasterCuts
- McDonald's
- Motherhood Maternity
- Mrs. Field's [sic] Cookies
- Pacific Sunwear
- Paint & Play (exists, but no website for Virginia chain)
- Payless Shoe Source
- Pearl [sic] Vision Express
- Radio Shack
- Red Robin
- Ritz Camera
- Rock Star Body Jewelry
- Sam Goody
- Sbarro
- Sears
- Spencer Gifts
- Starbucks
- Stride Rite
- Suncoast
- Taco Bell
- T&C Nails (no website, likely Chris's view of an average nail salon)
- The Briar Patch
- The Happy Cook
- The Pokémon Center
- The Toy Place
- Things Remembered
- Tokyo Shogun (Virginia-based Japanese mall cuisine; no website)
- Trade Secret
- Verizon
- Victoria's Art Gallery
- victoria's [sic] Secret
- Waldenbooks
- Warner Bros. Store
- Wendy's
- Western Sizzlin'
- YesAsia.com Outlet Store
- Zales Jewelry
- Zany-Brainy
Non-Store Facilities
- Bank of America ATM
- BB&T ATM
- CWCville Mayoral Office
- Mall Security/Customer Service
- Restrooms [Multiple]
- Wachovia ATM
Sauces
See also
- Charlottesville Fashion Square - The IRL version of the CWCville mall.
