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[[Image:Sonichu_Rosechu_Save_McIntire_by_Cwcipedia.jpg|thumb|Save it to the extreme, you two!]] | [[Image:Sonichu_Rosechu_Save_McIntire_by_Cwcipedia.jpg|thumb|Save it to the extreme, you two!]] | ||
Oh no you don't Chris! YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY! You do all that, I will SUE your sorry ass. And I wanna tell [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] in Redmond right away to stop you, because they know as well as I do. I sent them a letter previously months and months ago for the origi-for the original printout of the [[Sonichu 0|Number Zero book]]. They know! They have the records. They know! I have been a customer of them FOR YEARS! They have had my money a bunch of times! Long before I made up with Sony and gave them over two th... Hah! [''Does an incredibly gay hand gesture; then makes an odd squealing sound''] Nintendo has like five th- over five thousand dollars worth between me and my parents but anyway. I'm st... Anyway, you are not-you will not succeed. [''Points finger at camera''] YOU ARE THE IMPOSTOR! | Oh no you don't Chris! YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY! You do all that, [[Chris and the Law|I will SUE your sorry ass]]. And I wanna tell [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] in Redmond right away to stop you, because they know as well as I do. I sent them a letter previously months and months ago for the origi-for the original printout of the [[Sonichu 0|Number Zero book]]. They know! They have the records. They know! I have been a customer of them FOR YEARS! They have had my money a bunch of times! Long before I made up with Sony and gave them [[monthly tugboat|over two th...]] Hah! [''Does an incredibly gay hand gesture; then makes an odd squealing sound''] Nintendo has like five th- over five thousand dollars worth between me and my parents but anyway. I'm st... Anyway, you are not-you will not succeed. [''Points finger at camera''] YOU ARE THE IMPOSTOR! | ||
[''backs away from the camera''] YOU ARE THE IMPOSTOR! STOP THAT BROWN-STRIPED IN! THE! ... SHIRT! [''nods head''] WITH THE PAPER MEDALLION! STOP THAT IMPOSTOR [''Shows a drawn cardboard, the Sonichu [[McIntire Park]] sign''] [[Sonichu|SONICHU]] AND [[Rosechu|ROSECHU]] ARE MINE ALONE. I AM THE Christian Weston Chandler, [''begins to speed his speech''] born with the birth name of [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]] on February 24th [[1982]], I'm the one [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr]] as my father and [[Barbara Anne Weston Chandler]] as my mother, [[14 Branchland Court]] [[Ruckersville]], Virginia 22968 434 990 0198 STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING! | [''backs away from the camera''] YOU ARE THE IMPOSTOR! STOP THAT BROWN-STRIPED IN! THE! ... SHIRT! [''nods head''] WITH THE PAPER MEDALLION! STOP THAT IMPOSTOR [''Shows a drawn cardboard, the Sonichu [[McIntire Park]] sign''] [[Sonichu|SONICHU]] AND [[Rosechu|ROSECHU]] ARE MINE ALONE. I AM THE Christian Weston Chandler, [''begins to speed his speech''] born with the birth name of [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]] on February 24th [[1982]], I'm the one [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr]] as my father and [[Barbara Anne Weston Chandler]] as my mother, [[14 Branchland Court]] [[Ruckersville]], Virginia 22968 434 990 0198 STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING! | ||
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[''reappears without glasses'']Especially after I disclaimer video I made where I told them by not to buy anything from you, I warn Nintendo, and [[Hex Bawx|Microsoft]], and Sony, do not buy anything from him either, HE'S THE IMPOSTOR, I'M THE REAL DEAL, LOOK AT THE HISTORY ON [[ED]] AND EVERYWHERE ELSE. You will rot in jail, mister ssss. You will rot in jail, Nintendo has known me for years, slala... so much longer, practically my whole lifetime. They know me. And they know you to be the impostor. You go into Nintendo's doors, they will kick your ass out. Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, STOP HIM! PUT HIM IN JAIL! CALL THE POLICE ON HIM! Anybody else, in my true loyal fanbase, do the same thing, please help me, put him in jail when you see his sorry face. And you know what? Let's top this off. Right now. No ''Shin'', we're going for the original. Just for that impostor that has worn the brown stripes all this time. Hmmm... Curse-ye-ha-me... | [''reappears without glasses'']Especially after I disclaimer video I made where I told them by not to buy anything from you, I warn Nintendo, and [[Hex Bawx|Microsoft]], and Sony, do not buy anything from him either, HE'S THE IMPOSTOR, I'M THE REAL DEAL, LOOK AT THE HISTORY ON [[ED]] AND EVERYWHERE ELSE. You will rot in jail, mister ssss. You will rot in jail, Nintendo has known me for years, slala... so much longer, practically my whole lifetime. They know me. And they know you to be the impostor. You go into Nintendo's doors, they will kick your ass out. Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, STOP HIM! PUT HIM IN JAIL! CALL THE [[jerkops|POLICE]] ON HIM! Anybody else, in my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|true loyal fanbase]], do the same thing, please help me, put him in jail when you see his sorry face. And you know what? Let's top this off. Right now. No ''Shin'', we're going for the original. Just for that impostor that has worn the brown stripes all this time. Hmmm... Curse-ye-ha-me... | ||
{{RageQuote|''HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!''}} | {{RageQuote|''HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!''}} | ||
Revision as of 20:30, 9 May 2010
NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! is a video uploaded 14 August 2009. This is Chris's response to CChanSonichuCWC's finale. The video contains the first appearance of Chris's sign to save McIntire Park, which appears later in a video recorded from Charlottesville public access television.
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTER | |
| Stardate | 14 August 2009 |
| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Saga |  Liquid
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| Shirt |  Red with Black Trim
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous CWC Public Disclaimer |
next The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who |
Transcript
Oh no you don't Chris! YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY! You do all that, I will SUE your sorry ass. And I wanna tell Nintendo in Redmond right away to stop you, because they know as well as I do. I sent them a letter previously months and months ago for the origi-for the original printout of the Number Zero book. They know! They have the records. They know! I have been a customer of them FOR YEARS! They have had my money a bunch of times! Long before I made up with Sony and gave them over two th... Hah! [Does an incredibly gay hand gesture; then makes an odd squealing sound] Nintendo has like five th- over five thousand dollars worth between me and my parents but anyway. I'm st... Anyway, you are not-you will not succeed. [Points finger at camera] YOU ARE THE IMPOSTOR!
[backs away from the camera] YOU ARE THE IMPOSTOR! STOP THAT BROWN-STRIPED IN! THE! ... SHIRT! [nods head] WITH THE PAPER MEDALLION! STOP THAT IMPOSTOR [Shows a drawn cardboard, the Sonichu McIntire Park sign] SONICHU AND ROSECHU ARE MINE ALONE. I AM THE Christian Weston Chandler, [begins to speed his speech] born with the birth name of Christopher on February 24th 1982, I'm the one Robert Franklin Chandler Jr as my father and Barbara Anne Weston Chandler as my mother, 14 Branchland Court Ruckersville, Virginia 22968 434 990 0198 STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!
DIIIIIIIIIEEEEE YOU
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[reappears without glasses]Especially after I disclaimer video I made where I told them by not to buy anything from you, I warn Nintendo, and Microsoft, and Sony, do not buy anything from him either, HE'S THE IMPOSTOR, I'M THE REAL DEAL, LOOK AT THE HISTORY ON ED AND EVERYWHERE ELSE. You will rot in jail, mister ssss. You will rot in jail, Nintendo has known me for years, slala... so much longer, practically my whole lifetime. They know me. And they know you to be the impostor. You go into Nintendo's doors, they will kick your ass out. Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, STOP HIM! PUT HIM IN JAIL! CALL THE POLICE ON HIM! Anybody else, in my true loyal fanbase, do the same thing, please help me, put him in jail when you see his sorry face. And you know what? Let's top this off. Right now. No Shin, we're going for the original. Just for that impostor that has worn the brown stripes all this time. Hmmm... Curse-ye-ha-me...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Call the police on him. [Exhales] Have a nice day.
See also
| ⇐ CWC Public Disclaimer | Chris's videos | The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who ⇒ |