Twin Falling Towers
Twin Falling Towers is an unusually tasteless video, even for Chris's standards. In it Christian Weston Chandler attempts to threaten Clyde Cash by sticking an embarrassing picture of him in place of the Twin Towers and make childish explosion noises.
Many believed that Chris must have been motivated by a trusted friend into creating such a video for the express purpose of causing Chris to embarrass himself for our amusement, but there has been no evidence to support this theory. Chris just managed to do something so autistic that it was difficult to believe, even for him.
Video
This video was put in the Comedy category. Good job, Chris.
| Twin Falling Towers | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | November 1st, 2009 |
| Performance Style |  Smug  Crazy
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| Saga |  Clyde Cash
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| Other |  Audio
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| “ | Your fame and fortune shall fall just like these twin towers! | ” |
Transcript
[Close up on an image of the World Trade Center before its destruction. Fragments of the photo of "Clyde", that Chris has been using this whole time, are visible through the silhouette of the towers. Laid over the image is a pointing cursor -- we are looking at a picture displayed on a computer screen.]
Well now, Mister Clyde...your toime and rutches...your fame and fortune shall fall just like these twin towers! They go crumbling down, with an airplane!
[Chris moves the cursor towards the "towers."]
Nyerrrrrrr! Pffff!
[Chris wiggles the cursor around the "towers" to give the impression that they have exploded. He then does a horrible imitation of Strong Bad from Homestar Runner.]
You are weeeeeeeak! I'm the strong wunnnnnn! You are going down Mister Clyde Cash! Gnrrrrrr!
Liquid Chris responds
Our Hero spotted the video not long after it was posted and offered a brief response reflecting the feelings of many observers.
| “ | HOW could You MOCK the ALMOST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE who DIED in the Nine-Eleven Plane Attacks!? I WILL SHOW THIS TO KACEY, AND SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND I WILL HELP.
Please Die, CWC |
” |
| YouTube comment from Liquid Chris | ||
He made another comment a few minutes later.
| “ | And Another Thing, KACEY is from a MILITARY FAMILY. Now you are Doomed.
CWC |
” |
| Liquid Chris, on how IBA further ruined any chances of getting to Kacey's china | ||
Unfortunately, no Marines have been spotted waiting outside of 14 Branchland Court. Yet.
See also
- Apology for 9/11 Joke
- Chris and death
- Random-access humor
- Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV - In which Chris does the exact same thing, this time using the Titanic disaster.
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