Secret Weapon
| “ | Isn’t that Chris-Chan’s arch enemy Clyde Cash? | ” |
| Paper Jam Dipper's top comment on Know Your Meme's article about Lee Hotti. | ||
Secret Weapon is a YouTube video posted by Chris on 30 March 2009. In this video, Chris claims to have the mugshot of the evil Clyde Cash, which is actually a picture of Lee Hotti. Nonetheless, it is now jokingly circulated as Clyde's picture.
Description
| I have your photo; you will be turned in. |
Video
| Secret Weapon | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 30 March 2009 |
| Performance Style |  Smug
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| Saga |  Clyde Cash
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| Shirt |  Brown with Logo
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| “ | You're a freak! | ” |
Transcript
Laugh now, as much as you want Mr. Sin Dinero [Spanish, obviously meaning "without money"], because you have no money. And you, I can tell you why you can't, why you try to steal other men's women, I tell you what.
[looks at picture of "Clyde Cash", scoffs] And a big detail you left, you may eh, you might have not overlooked. [holds picture up and off-center to the camera] I have your mugshot. I can't even stand to look at it! All those damn freckles! [At this point, Chris moves the paper aside slightly and you can see he's reading off something else for his lines] You're a FREAK! [The audio distorts a bit at this point, making Chris's laugh even more disturbing.]
HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAA-HAAA!
[At this point, Clyde's "mugshot" is positioned fully at the camera] I scoff at you, you ugly freak!
See also
| ⇐ Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Chris's videos | YouTube Finale ⇒ |