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The Incest Trio is a term that is colloquially used to describe the three orbiters that were most active during the Incest Saga. Incidentally, the roles these three orbiters have played in Christory are not fully understood as result of misinformation being spread about them, as well as drama that ensued from Chris's affair. These are:
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Chris once insinuated that his nemesis Michael Snyder molested his own daughter despite having no evidence for the claim.[1]
Jacob Sockness
== Liquid Jacob ==
Mirroring his behaviour on the Kiwi Farms, Sockness suddenly emerged on the CWCki on 27 June 2020, and tried to carry out revisionism on this very article, attempting to downplay the more sickening aspects of his interactions with Chris by blanking great swathes of it and modifying other sections - sounds pretty familiar, doesn’t it?
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Other Aliases (Clyde Cash)
The troll behind the Clyde persona had also created a number of other alieses, all of which were intended for entirely different trolling plans involving Chris.
Gregg Mays
"Gregg Mays" was originally intended to be the name of another character entirely, a web designer working for Nintendo.
Vivian Gee
- Main article: Vivian Gee
Vivian Gee, the cousin of Clyde Cash, created the Sonichu Audiobooks, and other pieces of media that reference Chris.
Other Nintendo Staff
- Main articles: Shigeru Miyamoto, Reggie Fils-Aimé, and Takashi Tezuka
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Clyde's Introduction (Clyde Cash)
Ryan's Death
Ryan was Clyde's brother who, on December 2008, committed suicide when Chris announced there would be no comics released in protest of the Encyclopedia Dramatica page. He left the following note before killing himself:
“ | Dear family and friends, this is my final message to you, i am going to kill myself after my hero, christian weston chandler let me down. Sonichu was my hero and without anymore comics i will never be able to aspire to be just like him. i hate christian for deciding to not make any more comics and being lazy! all he does is play his stupid video game and not care about anything but himself! He's such a jerk! GOOD BYE FOREVER I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN HELL CHRIS. Ryan Cash. | ” |
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Clyde was absolutely heartbroken upon discovering his brother's cadaver, and entered a state of depression. While Chris was upset by this news, due to his naïve understanding of the concept of death, his response to the news came across as condescending to a grieving Clyde, who was upset that the video wasn't dedicated to his brother, but various news items that were seemingly of more importance to Chris. The final straw was when Chris made a thoughtless comment indicating that he enjoyed having enough influence over someone that they could kill themselves after he took a course of action. From that day forward, Clyde's grief transformed into righteous indignation, and he swore to avenge his fallen brother by setting himself on a path to become Chris's archnemesis, even if he had to become a monster to do so.
A few months later, another death scenario was invented by trolls, involving the Ryan Cash character, designed to provoke Chris over his lack of work ethic on the Sonichu comic; the fabrication was that Ryan had been a Sonichu fan and committed suicide when Chris stopped updating it. Trolls badgered Chris over multiple chats to keep acknowledging the death, not satisfied with his brief replies on the death being sad. Trolls then elevated matters by having the Clyde Cash character threaten Chris with revenge over the death of his brother. A frustrated Chris recorded a video in which he tried to reason with Clyde, and put his foot in his mouth by suggesting that if Clyde got a girlfriend it would help him get over the death.[2]
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Chris himself: Chloe Sweethearts: Blanca Weiss ♥ PandaHalo ♥ Julie Milvana ♥ Ivy O'Neil ♥ Kacey Devoria ♥ Jacklyn Romy ♥ Catherine Sorrentino ♥ Jessica Quinn ♥ Jacob Sockness ♥ Bella Minor sweethearts: Lori Lopez ♥ Hanna ♥ Sarah Jackson ♥ Emily ♥ Vanessa Hudgens ♥ Faeryn Sweethearts-to-be: Megan Schroeder ♥ The Wallflower (in Chris's words) ♥ DoopieDoOver ♥ The Suitress Present sweethearts: Cryzel, Magi-Chan, Sylvana and Mewtwo, Barbara Chandler Future sweethearts: Lovely Weather Gal-pals: Sarah Nicole Hammer ♥ Laura Dorazio ♥ Kellie Andes ♥ Tiffany Gowen ♥ Anna McLerran ♥ Kim Wilson ♥ Clare Porter Other acquaintances: Female fanbase ♥ MLP voice actresses ♥ Pokémon club friends ♥ Sam and Ellen ♥ Virginia Jeanine Sanford Inanimate objects/Fictional Characters: Officer Nasty ♥ Kimmi ♥ Meg Griffin ♥ Naru See also: List of Chris's sweethearts ♥ Love Quest ♥ Mia Hamm |
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It does not meet quality standards and is a slanderous mockery of the CWCki's good name.
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