CWCville Mayoral Office
The CWCville Mayoral Office would be the personal workplace of CWCville Mayor Christian Weston Chandler, if he wasn't preoccupied with his search for a sweetheart. It is situated inside the CWCville Shopping Center.
Layout
The average architect would describe his office layout as "ridiculously huge". When represented in the comics, it tends to seem rather plain, with the barest essential office furnishings (or the closest approximation possible with Crayola marker) set against an all-blue interior. Still, Chris seems to believe his station as mayor of his own fantasy world demands a spacious workplace. How many taxpayer dollars were wasted in its construction remains a mystery, although it's a fair assumption that CWCville citizens were heavily taxed to fund this and other useless projects.
As was revealed in Sonichu 6, there is a portal to CWCville which leads directly to the mayor's office. Additionally, the reception has several buttons that summon the police, the Power Rangers, and some robots that appear from nowhere, to do nothing of note.
Purpose
No one (most likely not even the mayor himself) knows the purpose of the mayor's office, seeing as how CWCville doesn't appear to have a coherent government. There have yet to be (and probably never will be) mentions of a town council, or any other forum for citizens to voice their opinions - things that one would expect of a typical mayor's office. Events in Sonichu #9 show that people can call up the mayor's office when the city is under attack; useful as this may be, this contributes little to civic government. When all of this is taken into account, one can only assume CWCville is actually a dictatorship, with the office a facade to keep the poverty-stricken public placated.
In other words, it's amazingly useless.
Communication
Chris's Nintendo DS has a custom uplink keeping him connected with this office at all times, so that he can always be aware of any pressing danger - not that he has ever used it for this purpose. Thus, the entertaining plot hook of a sudden call about an emergency in CWCville is sadly wasted.
Daily business
During Chris's tenure as mayor, he was a very lousy administrator, often abandoning his administrative duties to fight Jerkops in the mall; he has never explained why he simply doesn't fire these rogue employees that hate him so. He introduced his assistant, Allison Amber, in Sonichu #6; she is the dedicated employee who does all of the actual work, while he gets beaten-up by his evil gay twin.
Rumor has it that Chris bought his way into office, as no sane person would elect a retarded manchild into a position of leadership.
Nepotism
As revealed in Sonichu 8, Chris inherited the title of mayor from his own father. Given this, it is no surprise that Chris is predisposed to nepotism. In Sonichu #10, Chris gave an influential post to his twin sister Crystal Chandler for no apparent reason. Knowing that Sonichu and his family are also sustained by the city, one naturally can conclude that the mayoral office is run like a third-world country; in other words, if the man in power is in your family, you're secured for life.
