4-cent_garbage.com

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Sonichu and his friends in front of the 4-CENT_GARBAGE headquarters

4-cent_garbage.com is Chris's representation of ED and 4chan. This is the closest Chris has ever made it to creating an actual parody. The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names.

This business is a scapegoat for CWC's misery. He blames 4-cent for his "break up" with Megan despite the fact that he uploaded a cartoon of him finger-banging her to 4-cent garbage of his own free will. The reason he uploaded this picture was to "protest" allegations of homosexuality.

4-cent employees can be either people or demons, and alcohol is actually allowed at the work place: it being a well-known fact that only evil people drink. Their headquarters have the color red all over the walls, and consists of 72 floors (or 66+6, because THEY'RE EVIL). Each of these floors contains either cartoon porn or racist humor about Barack Obama.

In Sonichu 8, Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild go to their headquarters to attack Jason Kendrick Howell, the leader of 4-cent_garbage, and fail. And who said life doesn't imitate art? Rosechu also facerapes Mr. Howell for women's rights in the 4-cent building.

In Sonichu 10, Chris, finally out of the Time Void, sets plans into motion to destroy the building. Arriving there, Chris is first attacked by Jason, who traps Chris as Chris-Chan Sonichu and has Beel steal Chris's medallion, only to learn it's his ring that's the source of his powers. Later, Chris uses Guitar Hero to play a song where Chris complains about the state of the Power Rangers to murder every living thing on the property by destroying the building, narrowly avoiding getting the blood fo Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus on his hands by their mutual suicide. Meanwhile, Jason escapes before retiring, and Beel just escapes. Only 100 of the people out of the 1,000 inside were killed while 250 were injured. Of course, it's all perfectly okay because Chris shed tears over it.

In retrospect, it is rather funny that Chris, as the mayor of CWCville, allows his enemies to erect a 72-floor building dedicated to making his life miserable (in the middle of his city, no less) and doesn't do shit about it for two issues after it was introduced.

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CWCville:

Main sights (map): CWCville City | CWCville Park | CWCville Mall (CWCville Mayoral Office | Full list of stores) | Jungle/Mountain Areas (Chameleon Cult Jungle Dojo | Wild Sonichu's Treehouse) | Subdivision Areas (14 Brunchville Lane) | Target Mini-Marts | Walmart Mini-Marts

Other places of note: Billy Mays Tower | Bolyn High | CWC-Cola Bottling Company | CWCee Dees | CWCville Beach (Pier 969) | CWCville Baptist Church | CWCville General Hospital | CWCville Studios | CWCville University | Cwick-Circuit City | Cwick City Gym | Double-CWC Hotel | KCWC | Layla's Apartment | Local Coffee Shop | Pokemon Center | Samuel Memorial United Christian Church | Sarah's Apartment Complex | Simonla Rosechu's Rabbit Hole | True Blue St. (CWCville Police Dept. 11th Precinct)

Environs (map): Giovanni's Gym/Base | Kel's House | Pallet Town | Sonic's House | Station Square | Zapbud Fields


The Axis of Slaweel: Clarksville, Tennessee (4-cent_garbage.com HQ) | Cly's Mansion | Dark Mirror Hole | Doctor Robotnik's Base | Get-Tar Region | Giovanni's Gym/Base | Mal-Wart Region (M-C-Dville) | The Moon | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (High School District) | Sho-Mall Region (Fa-Square) | Viridian City


Other places: Destiny Cave | Mysterious Rainbow Island | Mysterious Mountain | Nabe's Dojo-Shin | New Island | The Ocean | Parodyse Isle | RuleCWC | Time Void