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==The Attraction Sign, throughout the ages | ==The Attraction Sign, throughout the ages== | ||
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Image:511-JumboLoveQuestSign.JPG|Attraction sign, Mach 1, based on the fact it's from age 21. | Image:511-JumboLoveQuestSign.JPG|Attraction sign, Mach 1, based on the fact it's from age 21. | ||
Revision as of 17:32, 25 March 2009
| “ | "I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion. | ” |
| CWC's typical sign text | ||
| “ | The Only Reasonable and Inexpensive Idea he [Chris] could ever fucking think of | ” |
| Chris, on his own ED page, 10 November 2007 edit[1] | ||
Chris used a sign to attract women during his love quest. Bullet-proof technique of attracting a Boyfriend-Free Girl.
Where Chris would enter his current age. However, based on images from the slide show, presumably of the actual signs he used, the text would differ.
Attraction Sign, Mach 1
The original attraction sign, created when Chris first stated his love quest at age 21, is perhaps the most notable and lulzy of the rest. The text of it:
21 and Single White Male...
-Shy -Smart -Young at Heart -Computer skilled
-Humorous -A great thinker and go-getter -"Natural salesperson" -Enjoys good parts of life
-Diplomatic -Friendly -Loves his family -Peaceful -Very creative -_He's lonely_
...Seeking a CUTE ♀18-21 SINGLE FEMALE COMPANION
*18-21 years of age *does _not_ already have a boyfriend *Single
-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type -White -Lives in Charolettesville or Ruckersville area
*Does NOT Smoke or Drink Alcohol -Happy, Positive Personality
*Average/High Income -Drives a vehicle
[image of Sonichu's face] [red arrow pointing right]
If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign...
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
(And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)
Have a nice day [smiley face]
The Attraction Sign, throughout the ages
Attraction sign, Mach 1, based on the fact it's from age 21.
Sign from age 22.
Sign from unknown age.
Sign from age 23.
Miscellaneous paraphernalia used in conjunction with the Attraction Sign.
Sauces
See also
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