Boyfriend-free girl
Boyfriend-free girl is a peculiar turn of phrase meaning girl who is single. This is what Chris calls single white women. He wants one to make into a "Sweetheart from the Ground-Up."
Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason. One possible explanation is that a gal pal, hoping to kindly but firmly deter Chris from hitting on her, would claim she had a boyfriend, even if she doesn't. It seems that the very presence of Chris can cause a woman to spontaneously grow a boyfriend, or jerk. Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to stay straight.
He also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, which he calls noviophobia.
This Chris sounds like a stud, where do I sign up?
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