Jail Call - 24 December 2021

On Christmas Eve, Chris received a second call from jail from Cory Allison.

In the call, Chris discusses how in jail, he is actually fighting off demons, saving cities, and answering multiple prayers.

Interestingly he seems to have recently read Matthew 24:36 (No man can know the day nor the hour of the apocalypse but god) in his prison bible but Chris as always manages to find a way to completely miss the point.

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Stardate	24 December 2021
Saga	Jail Jail

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Literally fighting a whole bunch of demons and villains and everything. And I'm defending the cities, saving the world multiple times, and answering prayers and all that.

I'm definitely NOT Lazy...especially considering time constraints and we are going to have the Second Coming happen really in the VERY VERY Near Future.

Collectively shifting everybody in the majority to C-197 Earth...anyway...uhh only my mother, Emmanuel, god above god knows that detail

I'm not allowed to acknowledge a specific day and hour, but she's knows it, and I know it it's in the very near future... cause the timing and everything.

And also I also empathize with the deeper reasoning why...uhh I ended up taking a hiatus writing, drawling the Christmas episode of Sonichu during Book #11

Alright yeah I wanted to call you and wish you and yours, a happy and safe