Kacey
Kacey (full name Kacey Yulia "KaceKat" Chandler, née Devoria) (born 30 June 1983) is a sweetheart to CChanSonichuCWC (Liquid Chris) who became embroiled in the conflict between her lover and Ian Brandon Anderson (Solid Chris). She has a "fun", "caring" personality, as he believes all women do. As the real Chris is oft to note, she really cares for him, mayunn!
Background
Basically, Ian became enraged with jealousy that CChanSonichuCWC could have a girlfriend while he couldn't, so he conspired to steal her away in a series of devious phone calls in which he pretended to be Liquid, and told her that he would put his penis in between her breasts and come all over her. He also planned to follow this act by licking his comeuppance off of her and recycling it with her. For a straight man it's interesting that his first time would still involve recycling his own semen, thus putting his orientation into question once again. Happily, he never got his chance as she quickly "realized" that Ian was trying to trick her.
Of note, this is probably one of the most blatant and irrefutable lies the false Chris has perpetrated. In his utter hatred of Liquid, it is he himself that becomes remains the impostor in a desperate and misguided attempt to steal Liquid's girlfriend. Also of note, Solid does a piss-poor job impersonating Liquid, and Kacey has to literally correct him half the time to keep him from breaking his own charade. The worst is when his infamous narcissism kicks in, and he ends up defending "Solid" Chris' clothing, weight, and stupid fucking haircut. For her part Kacey actually flubs her lines quite a bit, forgetting that she's not supposed to know it's not the "real" Chris. Fat Chris, of course, never notices.
As revealed by Ian in the video Greetings to Kaceys folks, Kacey's parents are Mr and Mrs D. (Devoria).
Kacey is the middle child of her parents, a military couple. Her father is retired military, her mother works in government affairs. She has an older brother, Kale, also military, and a younger sister, Kara, who is a freshman in college. Kacey is rumored to be attending university in Washington D.C., living nearby in an apartment with male roommates. Her family lives in the suburbs of Virginia. She is majoring in Nursing and Biology.
Contact with Ian
On 03 August 2009, Ian sent Kacey For Kacey from CWC to prove that he is the real Chris.
On 04 August 2009, Ian created CWC - Hand Drawn Original to reveal his true, fat self.
Kacey was very hurt by the fact that Ian tried to trick her into going to his house. What he was planning to do if she did show up on his door is anyone's guess. In all likelihood he expected her to actually dump her longtime boyfriend for him once he proves he's the One, True and Honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. That, or put on a brown shirt and paper medallion and hope she never notices the glaring differences while he eats his own navy off of her.
On 15 August 2009, she posted a video announcing ChanSonichuCWC's disappearance and felt distraught and heartbroken over the event, calling the police and going as far as to withdraw herself from their marriage.
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THAT IS MY VIDEO
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| Stardate | 15 August 2009 |
| Subject Matter | CChanSonichuCWC |
| Video Type | Worry |
| Other | Kacey goes insane over Liquid's disappearance. |
On 20 August 2009, she posted another video announcing that the police believed the kidnapping was a hoax, and asked for peace while hoping for the real Chris's return.
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THAT IS MY VIDEO
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| Stardate | 20 August 2009 |
| Subject Matter | CChanSonichuCWC |
| Video Type | Reason |
| Other | Kacey finds out the kidnapping was a hoax. |
The Love Quest
Once Liquid Chris returned, details of the contact between Ian and Kacey began to emerge. In Ian's Adressing Liquid video, he suggested that Kacey had become a close "gal-pal", and implies that he still pines for her. Ian would later officially proclaim his love for her in the creatively titled video, "I Love You Kacey" where he states that Kacey and himself had been in frequent contact with each other, during the period in which Liquid disappeared. He also states that they had met "in person", a fact confirmed by Kacey herself.
In 10252009 For Kacey, Ian graduated to an official Love Quest in his desperate attempt to steal Kacey from her future husband. The delusion would grow further in For Chris No 2, where Ian implies that he genuinely thinks that Kacey is leaving Liquid for him. It would later become clear that this was not the case at all; Kacey would later state that she only ever considered herself and Ian as friends.
However, Ian being himself, he began to think that she really was in love with him, and went so far as to make a video of him gloating to Liquid that he had won her heart. At one point, Kacey uploaded audio of herself singing to A Whole New World, from the popular Disney movie Aladdin to Youtube. The description section ambiguously sought for "Chris" to perform a duet with the audio; naturally, this culminated in a video showing the true range of Ian's Sinatra-esque tones.
The end of Kacey
Ian and Kacey's friendship love affair continued for a while afterwards, until Chris got into some kind of argument with Kacey's father after attempting to prove his worthiness as a man. In the process, Kacey saw how utterly messed up he was, mentally and physically, and returned to Liquid's waiting arms. Chris's chances were utterly dashed after she got ahold of his comic to her and learned that he was willing go and shoot Liquid. Horrified, Kacey scorned Ian for his actions in a final phone call to him, never to return. Ian would soon after upload a video where his solemnity was clear, although this depression would last for merely a day.
Marriage to Liquid
Liquid and Kacey got married on 11 November 2009, at 2 pm EST. It was a very small wedding ceremony with their families and a few select friends. Solid tried his best to ruin the honeymoon via receiving copyright papers, which of course as you probably guessed, failed miserably.
Little is known of Kacey at this point, despite Liquid Chris resurfacing to help heighten the success of Asperchu.
See also
External links
MidnightKissable, Kacey's YouTube channelClosed.- The complete phone call between Chris and Kacey
- Resident Chris-chan 3: Dating Ground