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<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The [[TRUE and HONEST]],uh,  encyclopedia about [[Ian Brandon Anderson]].</div>
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Revision as of 09:17, 26 August 2017

JULAY!
Welcome to the JULAY!
The TRUE and HONEST,uh, encyclopedia about Ian Brandon Anderson.
WHERE NO, UH, POOP IS TOO SMALL!
We currently have 24,967 articles... and counting!

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Quote-unquote of the Now

“ Mmmmm... I'm not acknowledging you right now. ”
Chris in his most recent sighting.
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dont go,uh,gropin anyone tonight, im meebzorkin

Begging Counter

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Article of the Now

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The Father Call is a phone call that occurred on 4 November 2009. In this call, Solid Chris spends 2 hours on the phone with Matthew Devoria (born 1957), the father of his would-be sweetheart Kacey, and a retired U.S. Marine who served in the Gulf War. Chris uses the opportunity of speaking to the dad of his sweetheart by boasting of his now-legendary honesty, before flimsily attempting to defend himself from an angry father.

Their conversation is illuminating. What follows is probably the bluntest personal assessment Chris has ever received to date: Matt berates Chris for his laziness, egotism, lack of empathy, inability to grow up, unhealthy lifestyle, obesity, treatment of Kacey and general failure at life. To this day, Chris has never taken any of Matt and Kacey's advice to heart; throughout the call he retorts by saying that he leads a hard life, which includes such laborious tasks as doing menial chores, mowing the lawn and cleaning the house. He also claims to be strong and that he exercises regularly, as well as eating healthy by going to McDonald's only once per week and shoving vegetables down his throat.

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This Day in Christory

Chris showing blatant disregard to the hard work other people put in to pay for his monthly tugboat.

Today in Christory, in 2001, Chris embarks upon the long journey of racking up over $2000 worth of debt on his credit card on eBay, also leaving him open to more forms of trolling, and purchases of My Little Ponies.

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Did You Know...

Da Update

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It is currently May 2024. It has been...
3
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We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.
Current Updates
Recently Uncovered Info


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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

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