Difference between revisions of "Son-Chu"
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[[Image:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb| | [[Image:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|300px|left|When you see it, you'll shit bricks]] | ||
[[Image:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|right|The vanity plate, as seen from the comic]] | |||
[[Image:License.jpg|thumb|right|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a license to kill (though through his ineptitude in operating a 3-ton mobile weapon)]] | |||
This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield. I suppose they do give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents. | This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield. I suppose they do give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents. | ||
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The plate reads "SONICHU", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever. | The plate reads "SONICHU", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever. | ||
The Department of Motor Vehicles has yet to release an apology for the grievous lapse in judgment that constituted actually giving Christian a license. | The Department of Motor Vehicles has yet to release an apology for the grievous lapse in judgment that constituted actually giving Christian a license. | ||
Revision as of 18:11, 23 March 2009
This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield. I suppose they do give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents.
The plate reads "SONICHU", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever.
The Department of Motor Vehicles has yet to release an apology for the grievous lapse in judgment that constituted actually giving Christian a license.
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