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[[Image:Moon.jpg|thumb|'''THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON''' IRL...]] | [[Image:Moon.jpg|thumb|'''THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON''' IRL...]] | ||
'''The Moon''' (''Luna''; Σελήνη ''Selene'') is Earth's only natural satellite. It is also the only entity within Earth's orbit that is of comparable size to [[ | '''The Moon''' (''Luna''; Σελήνη ''Selene'') is Earth's only natural satellite. It is also the only entity within Earth's orbit that is of comparable size to [[Chris|Chris's]] [[Chris and his Ego|ego]]. It plays an important role in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' universe]], both as a backdrop and as an actual part of the plot. While the Moon is generally considered an object of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU9SNOvLW6E beauty and mystery], Chris sees it as nothing more than a potential garbage dump or prison camp to send all of the world's "undesirables" to, chiefly [[tobacky]] and [[Count Graduon|evil dudes]]. | ||
== | ==Chris and the Moon== | ||
[[Image:Damoon.jpg|thumb|...and in the comic.]] | |||
Although he has softened his stance regarding [[alcohol]], Chris remains firmly opposed to [[tobacky]]. The Moon is where he believes a rocket containing every last scrap of the offending plant should be shot; not the Sun though, because of the tortuous reasoning he cobbled together in an [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from [[January 2009]]. | |||
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{{quote|[[Honor roll|I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well]].|Chris, giving up any right to insult a troll's intelligence ever again.}} | |||
Chris later admitted in a [[mailbag]] that this would never work in real life, after a letter from a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fan]] pointed out how stupid this entire idea is.{{cite}} | |||
==In the comics== | |||
[[Image:Themfingmoon.jpg|thumb|left|What will inevitably happen if Chris keeps shooting all the bad guys to the moon.]] | |||
The Moon first appeared in ''[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]'', where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] both professed their love for each other while gazing upon it. | |||
''[[Sonichu | In ''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'', the generic, throw-away villain [[Metal Sonichu]] was defeated and tossed into the Moon by [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu. He is shown to survive the crash, but this [[Chris and writing|never ammounts to anything]]. | ||
In ''[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]'', magical moonbeams turn Chris's dog [[Patti-chan]] into a sentient being capable of human speech for some reason. | |||
In ''[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]'', it is explained that [[Silvana Rosechu]] was born and raised on the Moon by [[Count Graduon]], who also [[Sarah Reveals Herself#Chris_draws_Rosechu_with_a_dick|gave her a penis for no real reason]]. She was quoted in an interview in an old issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' as saying that the Moon was "very lonely" and that there are "no friends on the Moon". | |||
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''[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]'' indicates that the [[CWCville]] authorities launch regular Moon-shot operations in partnership with NASA to do away with any contraband. Vacationers on the Moon may therefore be guaranteed a regular supply of free marijuana, tobacky, and other delightful mind-altering substances. | |||
Before putting his comics on hiatus, Chris announced on the [[CWC Blog]] that he planned to toss [[Count Graduon]] into the Moon, where Graduon would possess [[Metal Sonichu]] and become a key villain in the events of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] and beyond. Count Graduon was destroyed by Chris snapping his staff in half in the previous issue, so it's not entirely clear how that would have worked. | |||
== References by [[trolls]] == | |||
During the [[Asperchu]] saga, [[Sean August Watley]] also ran a comic on Asperpedia named ''Moon-Pals'', centered around the drug induced adventures of all the forgotten [[List of Sonichu characters|''Sonichu'' characters]] living on the moon with Metal Sonichu. | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[ | *[[Count Graduon]] | ||
*[[Patti-Chan]] | |||
*[[Silvana Rosechu]] | |||
*[[Metal Sonichu]] | |||
*[[Tobacky]] | *[[Tobacky]] | ||
Revision as of 15:42, 17 May 2011
The Moon (Luna; Σελήνη Selene) is Earth's only natural satellite. It is also the only entity within Earth's orbit that is of comparable size to Chris's ego. It plays an important role in the Sonichu universe, both as a backdrop and as an actual part of the plot. While the Moon is generally considered an object of beauty and mystery, Chris sees it as nothing more than a potential garbage dump or prison camp to send all of the world's "undesirables" to, chiefly tobacky and evil dudes.
Chris and the Moon
Although he has softened his stance regarding alcohol, Chris remains firmly opposed to tobacky. The Moon is where he believes a rocket containing every last scrap of the offending plant should be shot; not the Sun though, because of the tortuous reasoning he cobbled together in an IRC chat from January 2009.
| “ | I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well. | ” |
| Chris, giving up any right to insult a troll's intelligence ever again. | ||
Chris later admitted in a mailbag that this would never work in real life, after a letter from a fan pointed out how stupid this entire idea is.[citation needed]
In the comics
The Moon first appeared in Sonichu #0, where Sonichu and Rosechu both professed their love for each other while gazing upon it.
In Sonichu #1, the generic, throw-away villain Metal Sonichu was defeated and tossed into the Moon by Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonichu. He is shown to survive the crash, but this never ammounts to anything.
In Sonichu #6, magical moonbeams turn Chris's dog Patti-chan into a sentient being capable of human speech for some reason.
In Sonichu #8, it is explained that Silvana Rosechu was born and raised on the Moon by Count Graduon, who also gave her a penis for no real reason. She was quoted in an interview in an old issue of Sonichu's News Dash as saying that the Moon was "very lonely" and that there are "no friends on the Moon".
Sonichu #10 indicates that the CWCville authorities launch regular Moon-shot operations in partnership with NASA to do away with any contraband. Vacationers on the Moon may therefore be guaranteed a regular supply of free marijuana, tobacky, and other delightful mind-altering substances.
Before putting his comics on hiatus, Chris announced on the CWC Blog that he planned to toss Count Graduon into the Moon, where Graduon would possess Metal Sonichu and become a key villain in the events of Sonichu #11 and beyond. Count Graduon was destroyed by Chris snapping his staff in half in the previous issue, so it's not entirely clear how that would have worked.
References by trolls
During the Asperchu saga, Sean August Watley also ran a comic on Asperpedia named Moon-Pals, centered around the drug induced adventures of all the forgotten Sonichu characters living on the moon with Metal Sonichu.
