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[[Image:LilChris.jpg|thumb|right|He's like the Velveteen Rabbit, except the Velveteen Rabbit isn't suffering.]]
[[Image:LilChris.jpg|thumb|left|He's like the Velveteen Rabbit, except he wishes he were dead.]]
[[File:128747284554.png|thumb|right|Artist's rendition of [[Pregnant Act]].]]


'''Li'l Chris''' is [[Chris]]'s stuffed teddy bear. Chris created it at the "Create-A-Critter Workshop" in [[Charlottesville]] (Or "Create a Crear" as he [[Speech Impediment|pronounces it]]) after winning a gift certificate from a radio station, some time in his early 20's.<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> Likely not given much love or attention anymore, as Li'l Chris is an [[Niggo|individual of a darker color]]... or so we thought. As it turns out, he has lately been receiving ''all too much'' love and attention. Chris pointedly informs us that Li'l Chris is a female bear in [[Pregnant Act]], despite naming it after himself.
'''Li'l Chris''' is [[Chris]]'s stuffed teddy bear. According to [[IRC (18 December 2008)|an IRC chat]], Chris created it at the "Create-a-Critter Workshop" in the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]] after winning a gift certificate from a radio station, some time in his early 20's. Trolls initially assumed that Li'l Chris was not given much love or attention, as she was an [[Chris and Race#Black_people|individual of a darker color]]. As it turned out, however, the bear had been receiving ''all too much'' love and attention. Chris pointedly informed his fans in [[October 2010]] that Li'l Chris was a female bear in [[Pregnant Act]], despite naming it after himself. This made sense years later, after Chris believed he was a [[homos|male lesbian]].


==References==
For a while, it was thought that Li'l Chris was lost to the [[2014 house fire|January 2014 fire]] – this has since been proven false, as the bear can be seen resting on the end of one of Chris's shelves in his [[Donation Request]] video in [[April 2016]]. Li'l Chris has since managed to survive [[Barb]]'s tendency to throw out some of Chris's stuff, as she makes an appearance in Chris's [[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video]] in [[January 2026]].
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<center><gallery>
File:BuildaBear.jpg|The Build-a-Bear store in the mall that eventually replaced Create-a-Critter.
File:ECP 00020.jpg|Chris and the bear sharing a moment.
File:128747284554.png|Artist's rendition of [[Pregnant Act]].
File:Bearonhead.jpg|Chris and Li'l Chris engaging in lewd behavior.
File:Lilchris2016.png|Li'l Chris makes an appearance while Chris begs for money.
File:Li'l Chris in Big Island, Virginia.png|As of now, Li'l Chris resides in [[Big Island, Virginia|Big Island]] with her owner.
</gallery></center>


==See also==
==See also==
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Latest revision as of 16:40, 30 January 2026

He's like the Velveteen Rabbit, except the Velveteen Rabbit isn't suffering.

Li'l Chris is Chris's stuffed teddy bear. According to an IRC chat, Chris created it at the "Create-a-Critter Workshop" in the Charlottesville Fashion Square Mall after winning a gift certificate from a radio station, some time in his early 20's. Trolls initially assumed that Li'l Chris was not given much love or attention, as she was an individual of a darker color. As it turned out, however, the bear had been receiving all too much love and attention. Chris pointedly informed his fans in October 2010 that Li'l Chris was a female bear in Pregnant Act, despite naming it after himself. This made sense years later, after Chris believed he was a male lesbian.

For a while, it was thought that Li'l Chris was lost to the January 2014 fire – this has since been proven false, as the bear can be seen resting on the end of one of Chris's shelves in his Donation Request video in April 2016. Li'l Chris has since managed to survive Barb's tendency to throw out some of Chris's stuff, as she makes an appearance in Chris's Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video in January 2026.

See also