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[[Image:ChrisCWCMall.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and Chris raping the fourth wall in front of the mall (seen here to be called "CWCville Mall" despite other indications of it being called the "CWCville Shopping Center"]] | [[Image:ChrisCWCMall.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and Chris raping the fourth wall in front of the mall (seen here to be called "CWCville Mall" despite other indications of it being called the "CWCville Shopping Center"]] | ||
[[Image:CWCMallSpaz.jpg|thumb|The Mall, as accurately depicted by [[Spazkid28]] in ''Sonichu: The Animated Series''.]] | [[Image:CWCMallSpaz.jpg|thumb|The Mall, as accurately depicted by [[Spazkid28]] in ''Sonichu: The Animated Series''.]] | ||
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Chris designed the mall as a [[CADD]] project in PVCC, and since [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|no good school project goes unrecycled and unpublished]], is now using the design in the comics. The plans were in [[Scrapbook of Fail]],{{cite}} and Chris's original AutoCAD files were leaked. | Chris designed the mall as a [[CADD]] project in PVCC, and since [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|no good school project goes unrecycled and unpublished]], is now using the design in the comics. The plans were in [[Scrapbook of Fail]],{{cite}} and Chris's original AutoCAD files were leaked. | ||
Chris has said that the City of CWCville owns the mall, | Chris has said that the City of CWCville owns the mall,<ref>[[Mailbag 13]]</ref> which in real life doesn't usually happen until a mall is closed off and condemned. Most existing malls, even ones that are close to dead, are owned by real estate investment trusts. Furthermore, Chris has included several stores that either don't exist in real life, or used to exist but no longer do; the store placement, selection and other fine details are all over the place, but only retail-obsessed fags would truly whine about someone making a fictional mall that has so much insanity. | ||
Locating a mall in a downtown isn't entirely unfeasible; there is, however, no excuse for putting the fucking ''mayor's office'' in the mall, except as a reference to the Adult Swim show [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Goes_to_the_Mayor Tom Goes To The Mayor], which Chris probably watched. | Locating a mall in a downtown isn't entirely unfeasible; there is, however, no excuse for putting the fucking ''mayor's office'' in the mall, except as a reference to the Adult Swim show [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Goes_to_the_Mayor Tom Goes To The Mayor], which Chris probably watched. | ||
==Mall Stores== | ==Mall Stores== | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Abercrombie & Fitch|Abercrombie & Fitch]] | * [[Wikipedia:Abercrombie & Fitch|Abercrombie & Fitch]] | ||
* Arcade World (Video Games) [Yes, he's written 'Video Games' beside it, as if arcades didn't have them usually.] | * Arcade World (Video Games) [Yes, he's written 'Video Games' beside it, as if arcades didn't have them usually.] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:American Eagle Outfitters|American Eagle Outfitters]] | * [[Wikipedia:American Eagle Outfitters|American Eagle Outfitters]] | ||
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* April's Sports (local sporting goods) | * April's Sports (local sporting goods) | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Aéropostale (clothing)|Aeropastale [sic]]] | * [[Wikipedia:Aéropostale (clothing)|Aeropastale [sic]]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Bath & Body Works|Bath & Body Works]] | * [[Wikipedia:Bath & Body Works|Bath & Body Works]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Big Lots|Big Lots]] | * [[Wikipedia:Big Lots|Big Lots]] | ||
* [http://www.brmsstore.com/ Blue Ridge Sports] | * [http://www.brmsstore.com/ Blue Ridge Sports] | ||
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* [[Wikipedia:Champs_(brand)|Champ's [sic]]] Sports | * [[Wikipedia:Champs_(brand)|Champ's [sic]]] Sports | ||
* [[Chick-fil-A]] | * [[Chick-fil-A]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Christopher & Banks|Christopher & Banks]] | * [[Wikipedia:Christopher & Banks|Christopher & Banks]] | ||
* [[Chris and ego|Christopher's Pizza]] | * [[Chris and ego|Christopher's Pizza]] | ||
* [http://www.cinnamonster.com Cinnamonster] | * [http://www.cinnamonster.com Cinnamonster] | ||
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* [[Wikipedia:Claire's|Claire's Boutique]] | * [[Wikipedia:Claire's|Claire's Boutique]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Coffee Beanery|Coffee Beanery]] | * [[Wikipedia:Coffee Beanery|Coffee Beanery]] | ||
* [[The GAMe PLACe|Comic, Game & Hobby Place]] | * [[The GAMe PLACe|Comic, Game & Hobby Place]] | ||
* [[Country Cookin]] | * [[Country Cookin]] | ||
* [[Li'l Chris|Create-A-Critter]] | * [[Li'l Chris|Create-A-Critter]] | ||
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* [[Wikipedia:Mrs. Fields|Mrs. Field's [sic] Cookies]] | * [[Wikipedia:Mrs. Fields|Mrs. Field's [sic] Cookies]] | ||
* [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|Pacific Sunwear]] | * [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|Pacific Sunwear]] | ||
* Paint & Play (exists, but no website for Virginia chain) | * Paint & Play (exists, but no website for Virginia chain) | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Payless ShoeSource|Payless Shoe Source]] | * [[Wikipedia:Payless ShoeSource|Payless Shoe Source]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Pearle Vision|Pearl [sic] Vision Express]] | * [[Wikipedia:Pearle Vision|Pearl [sic] Vision Express]] | ||
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* [[Wikipedia:Suncoast Motion Picture Company|Suncoast]] | * [[Wikipedia:Suncoast Motion Picture Company|Suncoast]] | ||
* [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|Taco Bell]] | * [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|Taco Bell]] | ||
* T&C Nails (no website, likely [[Punchy Sonichu|Chris's view]] [[Chris and race#Asians|of an average nail salon]]) | * T&C Nails (no website, likely [[Punchy Sonichu|Chris's view]] [[Chris and race#Asians|of an average nail salon]]) | ||
* [http://www.shopbriarpatch.com/ The Briar Patch] | * [http://www.shopbriarpatch.com/ The Briar Patch] | ||
* [http://www.thehappycook.com/ The Happy Cook] | * [http://www.thehappycook.com/ The Happy Cook] | ||
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==Non-Store Facilities== | ==Non-Store Facilities== | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Bank of America|Bank of America]] ATM | * [[Wikipedia:Bank of America|Bank of America]] ATM | ||
* [[Wikipedia:BB&T|BB&T]] ATM | * [[Wikipedia:BB&T|BB&T]] ATM | ||
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] | * [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] | ||
* [[Jerkop|Mall Security]]/Customer Service | * [[Jerkop|Mall Security]]/Customer Service | ||
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==Sauces== | ==Sauces== | ||
<references/> | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Revision as of 23:27, 23 November 2010
File:ChrisCWCMall.jpg
Sonichu and Chris raping the fourth wall in front of the mall (seen here to be called "CWCville Mall" despite other indications of it being called the "CWCville Shopping Center"
The Mall, as accurately depicted by Spazkid28 in Sonichu: The Animated Series.
CWCville Shopping Center (alternatively known as CWCville Mall), located at the center of downtown CWCville, this is the location of Chris's Mayoral Office and a temple to the rampant consumerism in CWCville. Also, Chris's version of his beloved Charlottesville Fashion Square, where he is not banned but rather is welcomed and works there.
Chris designed the mall as a CADD project in PVCC, and since no good school project goes unrecycled and unpublished, is now using the design in the comics. The plans were in Scrapbook of Fail,[citation needed] and Chris's original AutoCAD files were leaked.
Chris has said that the City of CWCville owns the mall,<ref>Mailbag 13</ref> which in real life doesn't usually happen until a mall is closed off and condemned. Most existing malls, even ones that are close to dead, are owned by real estate investment trusts. Furthermore, Chris has included several stores that either don't exist in real life, or used to exist but no longer do; the store placement, selection and other fine details are all over the place, but only retail-obsessed fags would truly whine about someone making a fictional mall that has so much insanity.
Locating a mall in a downtown isn't entirely unfeasible; there is, however, no excuse for putting the fucking mayor's office in the mall, except as a reference to the Adult Swim show Tom Goes To The Mayor, which Chris probably watched.
Mall Stores
- Abercrombie & Fitch
- Arcade World (Video Games) [Yes, he's written 'Video Games' beside it, as if arcades didn't have them usually.]
- American Eagle Outfitters
- Anna Joy's (local bridal shop)
- April's Sports (local sporting goods)
- Aeropastale [sic]
- Bath & Body Works
- Big Lots
- Blue Ridge Sports
- Books-a-Million
- Burger King
- Cache [sic]
- Carlton Cards [One on each floor for some reason.]
- Cellular One
- Champ's [sic] Sports
- Chick-fil-A
- Christopher & Banks
- Christopher's Pizza
- Cinnamonster
- Circuit City Express
- Claire's Boutique
- Coffee Beanery
- Comic, Game & Hobby Place
- Country Cookin
- Create-A-Critter
- Cutco Outlet
- CVS
- Dairy Queen
- Disney Store
- Dollar Tree
- Finish Line
- Footaction USA
- F.Y.E.
- GameStop
- Gap
- GCN [? - second floor, he may have meant GNC.]
- Glamour Shots
- Great American Cookie
- Hat World
- Hallmark
- Hot Topic
- JCPenny [sic]
- Journeys
- Kay Jewlers [sic]
- KB Toys
- Kohr Bros. Frozen Yougurt [sic]
- Lady Foot Locker
- Lego Outlet
- LensCrafters [Listed twice beside each other. Probably where Chris got his Rapist Glasses.]
- Limited
- Limited Too
- MasterCuts
- McDonald's
- Motherhood Maternity
- Mrs. Field's [sic] Cookies
- Pacific Sunwear
- Paint & Play (exists, but no website for Virginia chain)
- Payless Shoe Source
- Pearl [sic] Vision Express
- Radio Shack
- Red Robin
- Ritz Camera
- Rock Star Body Jewelry
- Sam Goody
- Sbarro
- Sears
- Spencer Gifts
- Starbucks
- Stride Rite
- Suncoast
- Taco Bell
- T&C Nails (no website, likely Chris's view of an average nail salon)
- The Briar Patch
- The Happy Cook
- The Pokémon Center
- The Toy Place
- Things Remembered
- Tokyo Shogun (Virginia-based Japanese mall cuisine; no website)
- Trade Secret
- Verizon
- Victoria's Art Gallery
- victoria's [sic] Secret
- Waldenbooks
- Warner Bros. Store
- Wendy's
- Western Sizzlin'
- YesAsia.com Outlet Store
- Zales Jewelry
- Zany-Brainy
Non-Store Facilities
- Bank of America ATM
- BB&T ATM
- CWCville Mayoral Office
- Mall Security/Customer Service
- Restrooms [Multiple]
- Wachovia ATM
Sauces
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See also
- Charlottesville Fashion Square - The IRL version of the CWCville mall.
