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Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to [[trolls]] and an early step towards becoming a LOLcow.
Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to [[trolls]] and an early step towards becoming a LOLcow.
==Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies==
[[Image:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|Not a pedofork]]
[[File:Pdf.jpg|thumb|left|It may save your life]]
Although the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' series was originally intended for children, Chris put a bunch of porn into [[issue 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. This included graphic depictions of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] having [[sex]], and multiple instances of Rosechu stripping naked. One of the most notorious sequences came near the end of episode 17, where Rosechu face-raped [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to a near-death state after he taunted her by throwing a [[pickle ]]at her. Chris also repeatedly insisted that showing graphic sexual content to children is not only acceptable, it is normal, healthy and educational.
Chris maintains that he stays straight by looking at a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]], which features said 14-year-old character and her eight-year-old daughter from the future, and when he was editing his [[ED]] article in his favor, one of his accounts had underage porn featured prominently on the user page. Most of the underage porn from this user page, along with a few other pieces of pornographic art chosen by him would reappear in the "elevator gag" in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''. In the elevator gags, Chris includes porn of several underage characters, including [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic (15), Amy (12) Cream the Rabbit (6)]], The Powerpuff Girls (around 5 or 6), and [[Pokemon|Misty (around 10-12)]] (one of the drawings from Rosechu's photo shoot earlier in the issue was traced from the cover of a furry doujinshi featuring [[Amy Rose]]). In [[Mailbag 54]], Chris discussed his fondness for ''[[Wikipedia:Gunslinger Girl|Gunslinger Girl]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Shuffle!|Shuffle!]]'', two [[anime]] series noted for their jailbait characters.
Chris later stated in [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]] that if given the power, he would change the age of consent in America to "Sweet 16", making it "another good reason it would be a 'Sweet' age." (Several U.S. states already have 16 as the age of consent, but Chris's experience of the world outside [[Virginia]] is minimal.)
{{Quote|It's okay where it [the legal age of consent] is, but yeah, if changable [sic], Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a "Sweet" age.|Chris, not even trying to be subtle, from [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]]}}
To be fair, there is evidence to suggest that even Chris has some degree of an age limit. In one of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Guru Larry's Interviews]] with him, Chris reacted with shock when Larry mentioned how another Internet lolcow, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spax3 Spax3], allegedly has a crush on [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]], a six-year-old character from the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' series. Though, at the time, Chris was under the impression that Spax3 was a villain from an upcoming Sonic game. Also of note is that Chris's ED userpage still contained Rule 34 of the very same underage character (which was later used in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]).
==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Chris-Chan is a Pedophile
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|7kNrlediMZc}}
| maker          = CelGamer
| stardate      = 8 [[February 2010]]
| type          =
}}


==See also==
==See also==

Revision as of 17:38, 1 December 2010

I am not a Pedofork, YOU DORKS!!!
CWC's Second Message
A pedofork in action

A pedofork ([ˈpɛdofɔrk]), a portmanteau of "pedophile" and "dork", is Chris's term for a pedophile (paedophile to non-Americans), child molester, or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage. This term was coined in his Madman Rising video in response to trolls comparing Chris to "that senile old man in Family Guy," known to the rest of the world as "Herbert the Pervert."

Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and an early step towards becoming a LOLcow.

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