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Revision as of 10:29, 25 April 2014
CWCville Shopping Center, sometimes called the CWCville Mall, located at the center of downtown CWCville, is the location of Chris's Mayoral Office and a temple to consumerism in CWCville. Also, Chris's version of his beloved Charlottesville Fashion Square, where he is not banned but rather is welcomed and works there.
Chris designed the mall as a CADD project in college, and since no good school project goes unrecycled and unpublished, is now using the design in the comics. The plans were in Scrapbook of Fail,[1] and Chris's original AutoCAD files were leaked.
Chris has said that the city of CWCville owns the mall,[2] while most real-life malls (even ones that are close to dead) are owned by real estate companies such as Simon Property Group, owner of Charlottesville Fashion Square. Furthermore, Chris has included several stores that either don't exist in real life, or used to exist but no longer do; the store placement, selection and other fine details are all over the place. Among other things, the mall features a disproportionately large number of restaurants and even a Big Lots, an off-price retailer that almost never locates in malls.
Locating a mall in a downtown isn't entirely unfeasible; there is, however, no excuse for putting the fucking Mayor's office in the mall, except as a reference to the Adult Swim show Tom Goes To The Mayor, which Chris may have watched.
Mall Stores
- Abercrombie & Fitch
- Arcade World (Video Games) [Yes, he's written 'Video Games' beside it, as if arcades didn't have them usually.]
- American Eagle Outfitters
- Anna Joy's (local bridal shop)
- April's Sports (local sporting goods)
- Aeropastale [sic]
- Bath & Body Works
- Big Lots
- Blue Ridge Sports
- Books-a-Million
- Burger King
- Cache [sic]
- Carlton Cards [One on each floor for some reason.]
- Cellular One
- Champ's [sic] Sports
- Chick-fil-A
- Christopher & Banks
- Christopher's Pizza
- Cinnamonster
- Circuit City Express
- Claire's Boutique
- Coffee Beanery
- Comic, Game & Hobby Place
- Country Cookin
- Create-A-Critter
- Cutco Outlet
- CVS
- Dairy Queen
- Disney Store
- Dollar Tree
- Finish Line
- Footaction USA
- F.Y.E.
- GameStop
- Gap
- GCN [? - second floor, he may have meant GNC.]
- Glamour Shots
- Great American Cookie
- Hat World
- Hallmark
- Hot Topic
- JCPenny [sic]
- Journeys
- Kay Jewlers [sic]
- KB Toys
- Kohr Bros. Frozen Yougurt [sic]
- Lady Foot Locker
- Lego Outlet
- LensCrafters [Listed twice beside each other.]
- Limited
- Limited Too
- MasterCuts
- McDonald's
- Motherhood Maternity
- Mrs. Field's [sic] Cookies
- Pacific Sunwear
- Paint & Play (exists, but no website for Virginia chain)
- Payless Shoe Source
- Pearl [sic] Vision Express
- Radio Shack
- Red Robin
- Ritz Camera
- Rock Star Body Jewelry
- Sam Goody
- Sbarro
- Sears
- Spencer Gifts
- Starbucks
- Stride Rite
- Suncoast
- Taco Bell
- T&C Nails (a real nail salon in Charlottesville Fashion Square)
- The Briar Patch
- The Happy Cook
- The Pokémon Center [Unsurprisingly, this is given two floors and roughly fourteen times the retail space of most of the other stores]
- The Toy Place
- Things Remembered
- Tokyo Shogun (Virginia-based Japanese mall cuisine; no website)
- Trade Secret
- Verizon
- Victoria's Art Gallery
- victoria's [sic] Secret
- Waldenbooks
- Warner Bros. Store
- Wendy's
- Western Sizzlin'
- YesAsia.com Outlet Store
- Zales Jewelry
- Zany-Brainy
Non-Store Facilities
- Bank of America ATM
- BB&T ATM
- CWCville Mayoral Office
- Mall Security/Customer Service
- Restrooms [Multiple]
- Wachovia ATM
Sources
- ↑ Blanca E-mails, 20 August 2008 5:27 AM
- ↑ Mailbag 13
See also
- Charlottesville Fashion Square - The IRL version of the CWCville mall.
