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He's like the Velveteen Rabbit, except the Velveteen Rabbit isn't suffering.

Li'l Chris is Chris's stuffed teddy bear. According to an IRC chat, Chris created it at the "Create-a-Critter Workshop" in the Charlottesville Fashion Square Mall after winning a gift certificate from a radio station, some time in his early 20's. Trolls initially assumed that Li'l Chris was not given much love or attention, as she was an individual of a darker color. As it turned out, however, the bear had been receiving all too much love and attention. Chris pointedly informed his fans in October 2010 that Li'l Chris was a female bear in Pregnant Act, despite naming it after himself. This made sense years later, after Chris believed he was a male lesbian.

For a while, it was thought that Lil' Chris was lost to the January 2014 Fire - This has since been proven false, as the bear can be seen resting on the end of one of Chris's shelves in his Donation Request.

The Build-a-Bear store in the mall where Chris obtained Li'l Chris.
Chris and the bear sharing a moment.
Artist's rendition of Pregnant Act.
Chris and Li'l Chris engaging in lewd behavior.

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+[[Image:LilChris.jpg|thumb|right|He's like the Velveteen Rabbit, except the Velveteen Rabbit isn't suffering.]]
+'''Li'l Chris''' is [[Chris]]'s stuffed teddy bear. According to [[IRC (18 December 2008)|an IRC chat]], Chris created it at the "Create-a-Critter Workshop" in the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]] after winning a gift certificate from a radio station, some time in his early 20's. Trolls initially assumed that Li'l Chris was not given much love or attention, as she was an [[Niggos|individual of a darker color]]. As it turned out, however, the bear had been receiving ''all too much'' love and attention. Chris pointedly informed his fans in October 2010 that Li'l Chris was a female bear in [[Pregnant Act]], despite naming it after himself. This made sense years later, after Chris believed he was a [[homos|male lesbian]].
+For a while, it was thought that Lil' Chris was lost to the January 2014 Fire - This has since been proven false, as the bear can be seen resting on the end of one of Chris's shelves in his [[Donation Request]].
+<center><gallery>
+File:BuildaBear.jpg|The Build-a-Bear store in the mall where Chris obtained Li'l Chris.
+File:ECP 00020.jpg|Chris and the bear sharing a moment.
+File:128747284554.png|Artist's rendition of [[Pregnant Act]].
+File:Bearonhead.jpg|Chris and Li'l Chris engaging in lewd behavior.
+</gallery></center>
-Skeet is the god of eternity at the McSpanky's fast food restaurant. Skeet calls everyone, "dude," and claims to be smart, but others see him as dim-witted. However, McSpanky's came to life and tried to destroy every other food joint and Skeet did not run away. When the restaurant was shot at the sun, the Space Bandits found the place and turned it into a spaceship. Believing that Skeet was the one responsible for this awesome technology, they vowed to find him and exploit his great wisdom, which they never did, for some reason.
+==See also==
+*[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]
+*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]
-Skeet, initially called upon as Skeetui Yoshimato, was raised in an exceedingly poor rice village in southern Koyushu. His grandfather was a war trained assassin who was tasked to eliminate U.S operatives. Although Skeetu's grandfather was Japanese, he was fluent in American English. This is why "Skeet" sounds like a typical American teenage boy. After many years of vigorous katana training on Mt. Fuji, Skeet traveled to the United States of America in hopes of beginniing a new life, honoring his ancestors in the process. Skeetui wanted to experience the American Dream, and thought working in fast food would be a good place to start. So, after moving to Retroville, Skeetui earned a job position as the cashier at McSpanky's. Soon, through hard work and dedication, he became employee of the month. This was an achievement unparalleled by any employee of McSpanky's. When Jimbo and two of his friends walked in and talked about getting a job at the restaurant, Skeetui made a seemingly irrational move by hiring the boys. However, Skeetui was a man who wanted to give these younger children an opportunity to straighten themselves out. Initially, two of his new employees worked well considering their age. However, Jimbo gave Skeetui trouble in a now-notorious incident in which Jimbo claimed to be smarter than the cash register, therefore stating he didn't need to use it. But, the cash register is used for tracking purposes, validating Skeetui's discontent with Jimbo. Later that night, Jimbo would sneak into McSpanky's and would commit vandalism by changing the interior to appear futuristic. As if this weren't the worst case, Jimbo also attached rockets to the restaurant, launching it into the air. As the restaurant was taking off, Skeetui was bravely saving the lives of men, women, and children alike by line backing them off the premise. However, time was very limited, causing the demise of our hero who, soon after, ascended into godhood.
+{{Relics of Fail}}
-  === Trivia ===
+[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
+[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
-Skeetui was originally more powerful in the manga. However, he was nerfed to dish out less damage per second in the anime, as for Jimbo fans would complain.
+[[Category:Toys]]
-Some look up to Skeetui as the Profit, and is thought to be the messiah that will return one day.
-Skeetui roughly translates to "sperm whale", according to fan translations.
-It can be observed that Skeetui's main catchphrase is "dude".

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