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The fact he was on [[honor roll]] is something Chris brings up to show he's [[lies|not]] [[Slow-in-the-minds|stupid]].
The fact he was on the '''honor roll''' in high school is something Chris often brings up in hopes of proving that he isn't [[Slow-in-the-minds|stupid]]. He also occasionally mentions that he made the Dean's list at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], and for the same reason. Despite his best efforts, though, it seems like the rest of the world still isn't convinced.


At Graduation, he was aiming to win the art award for his clay sculptures; however, Chris lacked three vital characteristics to win such an award: Originality, Creativity and Talent. His sense of entitlement and the fact that everything had been handed to him on a silver platter thus far, he was shocked by the fact they weren't just going to give the award to him and pat him on the head like a good little retard. Chris started crying and charged out of the ceremony in tears.  
==Chris on the honor roll==
Chris has trumpeted his honor-roll status in a number of his documents and videos.


==Actuality==
*In his [[Miyamoto_Saga|e-mails to Shigeru Miyamoto]], he apparently thought making the honor roll would impress a world-renowned game designer.
*Likewise, he mentioned the honor roll early in his [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail exchanges with Blanca]].
*The honor roll gets a shout-out in the lyrics to "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]" by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].
*Chris's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia biography]] prominently mentioned the honor roll.
*In his [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's rant]], Chris cited making the honor roll as one of many ways in which he overcame the obstacles presented by his autism.
*In his [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|first public plea for understanding on YouTube]], Chris mentioned the honor roll in passing.
*In [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]], he bragged about his "honor roll points" as one of the many qualities that apparently set him apart from [[Liquid Chris]].
*In response, Liquid Chris picked up the honor-roll catchphrase himself, using it in one of their arguments over the phone.


Based on Chris's graduation pictures in both high school and college, he is wearing a sash that generally indicates graduating with honors. However, considering that honor roll is generally whatever grade you get no matter what the course, it's very possible Chris could have gotten honor roll because he excelled in easier courses like Remedial Math, Remedial English, and special education courses.
==Chris made the honor roll?==
Based on Chris's graduation pictures in both high school and college, he is wearing a sash that generally indicates graduating with honors. This only means so much without additional context, though. Depending on his school's standards for who winds up on the honor roll, it may not represent that impressive an achievement, especially if Chris was able to rack up the required grade point average with remedial course work instead of normal classes.


If Chris were indeed an honor roll student (that is, having a GPA over 3.0), then the public education system has failed us one time too many. Luckily, this is about as likely as [[Sarah Hammer]] divorcing her husband and declaring Chris her one true love.
On the other hand, it's not completely out of the question to consider that Chris might have been able to get decent grades in school. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky.


==Chris' <s>award winning</s> <s>art work</s> crap==
Chris's basic cognitive functions work fine, as the 2004 [[autism papers|psychiatric survey]] confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with computers and technology, for instance. At the same time, his laziness, naïveté, egotism and raging hormones have obviously led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto saga offers an interesting example of this paradox: Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain...but then if it weren't for his ego, he would have easily realized that Nintendo would never be interested in his shitty knockoff character in the first place.


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So, is Chris too stupid to have made the honor roll? Maybe. Is Chris too gullible, monstrously arrogant, and led about by his [[duck]] to function in real life? Definitely.
Image:486-CWCcatchesaPikachu.JPG|This should win a prize.
Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|Totally not full of sexual symbolism.
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Note the uncanny resemblance to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=001.jpg Hella Jeff].
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|More shitty flatware.
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.
Image:Sonic Fail Sculpture.jpg|Chris's "artwork" in the [[Tour of Chris's House]] part one, at 1:30
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Revision as of 17:39, 15 December 2009

Chris' award winning sculpture lump of malformed ceramic.
HONOR ROLL MY ASS
Vivian Gee, Audiobooks

The fact he was on the honor roll in high school is something Chris often brings up in hopes of proving that he isn't stupid. He also occasionally mentions that he made the Dean's list at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and for the same reason. Despite his best efforts, though, it seems like the rest of the world still isn't convinced.

Chris on the honor roll

Chris has trumpeted his honor-roll status in a number of his documents and videos.

Chris made the honor roll?

Based on Chris's graduation pictures in both high school and college, he is wearing a sash that generally indicates graduating with honors. This only means so much without additional context, though. Depending on his school's standards for who winds up on the honor roll, it may not represent that impressive an achievement, especially if Chris was able to rack up the required grade point average with remedial course work instead of normal classes.

On the other hand, it's not completely out of the question to consider that Chris might have been able to get decent grades in school. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky.

Chris's basic cognitive functions work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with computers and technology, for instance. At the same time, his laziness, naïveté, egotism and raging hormones have obviously led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto saga offers an interesting example of this paradox: Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain...but then if it weren't for his ego, he would have easily realized that Nintendo would never be interested in his shitty knockoff character in the first place.

So, is Chris too stupid to have made the honor roll? Maybe. Is Chris too gullible, monstrously arrogant, and led about by his duck to function in real life? Definitely.

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