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'''Biological clock''' is the [[CWC-ism | '''Biological clock''' is the [[CWC-ism]] that [[Chris]] uses to refer to his [[Wikipedia:circadian rhythm|circadian rhythm]] (his sleeping pattern). Although this is technically not an incorrect use of the term, "biological clock" is more commonly used to describe the period of fertility in women, so Chris just sounds (even more) stupid when he yammers on about fixing his biological clock. One of Chris's reasons for needing a TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]] is to fix his biological clock. Chris's infatuation with [[Ivy]] can be traced to the fact that she vaguely helped Chris have a normal, set sleeping pattern. | ||
[[Image:Rapeclock.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris's biological clock]] | [[Image:Rapeclock.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris's biological clock]] | ||
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He first explained his sleep habits in an edit on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article: | He first explained his sleep habits in an edit on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article: | ||
{{quote| | {{quote|YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from [[Wikipedia:Coca-Cola|Coca-Cola]] to [[Wikipedia:Pepsi|Pepsi]] to [[Wikipedia:Powerade|Powerade]]. I have a lot of stored caffeene [sic] in my energy supply, and not | ||
YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from [[Wikipedia:Coca-Cola|Coca-Cola]] to [[Wikipedia:Pepsi|Pepsi]] to [[Wikipedia:Powerade|Powerade]]. I have a lot of stored caffeene [sic] in my energy supply, and not | |||
only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking biological clock as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve- | only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking biological clock as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve- | ||
Revision as of 20:05, 24 March 2010
Biological clock is the CWC-ism that Chris uses to refer to his circadian rhythm (his sleeping pattern). Although this is technically not an incorrect use of the term, "biological clock" is more commonly used to describe the period of fertility in women, so Chris just sounds (even more) stupid when he yammers on about fixing his biological clock. One of Chris's reasons for needing a TRUE and HONEST sweetheart is to fix his biological clock. Chris's infatuation with Ivy can be traced to the fact that she vaguely helped Chris have a normal, set sleeping pattern.
He first explained his sleep habits in an edit on his Encyclopedia Dramatica article:
| “ | YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from Coca-Cola to Pepsi to Powerade. I have a lot of stored caffeene [sic] in my energy supply, and not
only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking biological clock as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve- fucking-thirty. BIG REASON I need a Sweetheart, so she can help me back on track towards getting back to the morning hours that I used to have during my High School years. Fucking Adult Swim(tm) and random projects keep me up all night as well. |
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| CWC, 11 Nov 2007. Powerade isn't a soda, you retard.[1] | ||
He is oblivious to the fact that the real reason he used to sleep during the night in high school is that he used to actually have some reason to get up in the morning. Parents (and college students) know that it's common for school-children during the summer to get their sleep patterns messed up because they now can "stay up as late as they want". Since leaving PVCC Chris has had no job, no friends, and no life outside of mass debating, making up things involving Sonichu, and his Love Quest, allowing him ample free time to stay up all night drinking caffeine. Yet, despite never leaving the house (thus negating the purpose of a standard sleep cycle), he seems to think that it's a perfectly valid excuse for not uploading comics on schedule.[2]
Chris's nocturnal habits during much of the 2000s appear to be the primary reason that "Attraction Time" during his Love Quest occurred in the mid-to-late afternoon.