Laughs Under Lucricities

“	... your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "Laughs Under Lucricities". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE	”
Chris-Chan, graciously translating his own disorientating spacker-speak for Kathleen.

“	I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz	”
Lyrics in (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise

Laughs Under Lucricities, also referred to as Laughs Under Lucrativeness and Laughs Under Lucridicites, is a backronym that Chris coined for the ubiquitous internet slang "lulz." Broadly, Laughs Under Lucricities refers to any humor generated at Chris's expense and therefore completely reprehensible as far as the latter is concerned.

The term is a prime example of just how tenuous a grasp Chris has over the English language, given that even if "lucricities" were a word, the phrase would still make little sense in isolation. Besides, it's inaccurate, as trolls don't actually make money on their schemes, unless they're lucky enough to get Cosimo di Medici to sponsor them. Nonetheless, given the context in which it was used (see above quote) and Chris's considerable history of suffering at the hands of the internet, the meaning of this garbled CWC-ism rings surprisingly clear.

A related term is "lucrid", a word Chris has used variously, despite that fact that it is nowhere to be found in any formal dictionary. It is seemingly a combination of "lurid" and "ludicrous" but falls short of being a portmanteau and is more like the result of a head-on collision of the English language. Its application suggests that Chris mistakenly uses it in place of the word "lewd," or more likely "lurid," or similar term of contempt.

See also

• Chris and English