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[[Image:ChrisCWCMall.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and Chris raping the fourth wall in front of the mall (seen here to be called "CWCville Mall" despite other indications of it being called the "CWCville Shopping Center"]] | [[Image:ChrisCWCMall.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and Chris raping the fourth wall in front of the mall (seen here to be called "CWCville Mall" despite other indications of it being called the "CWCville Shopping Center"]] | ||
[[Image:CWCMallSpaz.jpg|thumb|The Mall, as accurately depicted by [[Spazkid28]] in ''Sonichu: The Animated Series''.]] | [[Image:CWCMallSpaz.jpg|thumb|The Mall, as accurately depicted by [[Spazkid28]] in ''Sonichu: The Animated Series''.]] | ||
'''CWCville Shopping Center''' (alternatively known as '''CWCville Mall''') | '''CWCville Shopping Center''' (alternatively known as '''CWCville Mall'''), located at the center of downtown [[CWCville]], this is the location of Chris's [[CWCville Mayoral Office|Mayoral Office]] and a temple to the rampant consumerism in CWCville. Also, Chris's version of his beloved [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], where he is not banned but rather is welcomed and works there. | ||
Chris designed the mall as a [[CADD]] project in PVCC, and since [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|no good school project goes unrecycled and unpublished]], | Chris designed the mall as a [[CADD]] project in PVCC, and since [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|no good school project goes unrecycled and unpublished]], is now using the design in the comics. The plans were in [[Scrapbook of Fail]],{{cite}} and Chris's original AutoCAD files were leaked. | ||
==Stores== | Chris has said that the City of CWCville owns the mall,<ref>[[Mailbag 13]]</ref> which in real life doesn't usually happen until a mall is closed off and condemned. Most existing malls, even ones that are close to dead, are owned by real estate investment trusts. Furthermore, Chris has included several stores that either don't exist in real life, or used to exist but no longer do; the store placement, selection and other fine details are all over the place, but only retail-obsessed fags would truly whine about someone making a fictional mall that has so much insanity. | ||
Locating a mall in a downtown isn't entirely unfeasible; there is, however, no excuse for putting the fucking ''mayor's office'' in the mall, except as a reference to the Adult Swim show [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Goes_to_the_Mayor Tom Goes To The Mayor], which Chris probably watched. | |||
==Mall Stores== | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Abercrombie & Fitch|Abercrombie & Fitch]] | * [[Wikipedia:Abercrombie & Fitch|Abercrombie & Fitch]] | ||
* Arcade World (Video Games) [Yes, he's written 'Video Games' beside it, as if arcades didn't have them usually.] | * Arcade World (Video Games) [Yes, he's written 'Video Games' beside it, as if arcades didn't have them usually.] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:American Eagle Outfitters|American Eagle Outfitters]] | * [[Wikipedia:American Eagle Outfitters|American Eagle Outfitters]] | ||
* [http://www.annajoys.com/ Anna Joy's] (local bridal shop) | * [http://www.annajoys.com/ Anna Joy's] (local bridal shop) | ||
* April's Sports (local sporting goods) | * April's Sports (local sporting goods) | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Aéropostale (clothing)|Aeropastale [sic]]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Bath & Body Works|Bath & Body Works]] | * [[Wikipedia:Bath & Body Works|Bath & Body Works]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Big Lots|Big Lots]] | * [[Wikipedia:Big Lots|Big Lots]] | ||
* [http://www.brmsstore.com/ Blue Ridge Sports] | * [http://www.brmsstore.com/ Blue Ridge Sports] | ||
* [[Chris's resume|Books-a-Million]] | * [[Chris's resume|Books-a-Million]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Burger King|Burger King]] | |||
* [http://www.cache.com/cache/control/main Cache] [sic] | * [http://www.cache.com/cache/control/main Cache] [sic] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Carlton Cards|Carlton Cards]] [One on each floor for some reason.] | * [[Wikipedia:Carlton Cards|Carlton Cards]] [One on each floor for some reason.] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Cellular One|Cellular One]] | * [[Wikipedia:Cellular One|Cellular One]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Champs_(brand)|Champ's [sic]]] Sports | * [[Wikipedia:Champs_(brand)|Champ's [sic]]] Sports | ||
* [[Chick-fil-A]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Christopher & Banks|Christopher & Banks]] | * [[Wikipedia:Christopher & Banks|Christopher & Banks]] | ||
* [[Chris and ego|Christopher's Pizza]] | |||
* [http://www.cinnamonster.com Cinnamonster] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Circuit City|Circuit City]] Express | * [[Wikipedia:Circuit City|Circuit City]] Express | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Claire's|Claire's Boutique]] | * [[Wikipedia:Claire's|Claire's Boutique]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Coffee Beanery|Coffee Beanery]] | |||
* [[The GAMe PLACe|Comic, Game & Hobby Place]] | * [[The GAMe PLACe|Comic, Game & Hobby Place]] | ||
* [[Country Cookin]] | |||
* [[Li'l Chris|Create-A-Critter]] | * [[Li'l Chris|Create-A-Critter]] | ||
* [[Cutco]] Outlet | * [[Cutco]] Outlet | ||
* [[Wikipedia:CVS/pharmacy|CVS]] | * [[Wikipedia:CVS/pharmacy|CVS]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Dairy Queen|Dairy Queen]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Disney Store|Disney Store]] | * [[Wikipedia:Disney Store|Disney Store]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Dollar Tree|Dollar Tree]] | * [[Wikipedia:Dollar Tree|Dollar Tree]] | ||
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* GCN [? - second floor, he may have meant [[Wikipedia:General Nutrition Centers|GNC]].] | * GCN [? - second floor, he may have meant [[Wikipedia:General Nutrition Centers|GNC]].] | ||
* [http://www.glamourshots.com Glamour Shots] | * [http://www.glamourshots.com Glamour Shots] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:NexCen Brands|Great American Cookie]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Hat World|Hat World]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Hallmark|Hallmark]] | * [[Wikipedia:Hallmark|Hallmark]] | ||
* [[Megan|Hot Topic]] | * [[Megan|Hot Topic]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:J. C. Penney|JCPenny [sic]]] | * [[Wikipedia:J. C. Penney|JCPenny [sic]]] | ||
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* [[Wikipedia:Sterling_Jewelers#Kay_Jewelers|Kay Jewlers]] [sic] | * [[Wikipedia:Sterling_Jewelers#Kay_Jewelers|Kay Jewlers]] [sic] | ||
* [[Sonic Watch and Win Sweepstakes|KB Toys]] | * [[Sonic Watch and Win Sweepstakes|KB Toys]] | ||
* [http://www.kohrbros.com/ Kohr Bros. Frozen Yougurt] [sic] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Foot Locker|Lady Foot Locker]] | * [[Wikipedia:Foot Locker|Lady Foot Locker]] | ||
* [[Lego]] Outlet | * [[Lego]] Outlet | ||
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* [[Wikipedia:Limited Brands|Limited Too]] | * [[Wikipedia:Limited Brands|Limited Too]] | ||
* [http://www.mastercuts.com/ MasterCuts] | * [http://www.mastercuts.com/ MasterCuts] | ||
* [[McDonald's]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Destination Maternity|Motherhood Maternity]] | * [[Wikipedia:Destination Maternity|Motherhood Maternity]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Mrs. Fields|Mrs. Field's [sic] Cookies]] | |||
* [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|Pacific Sunwear]] | * [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|Pacific Sunwear]] | ||
* Paint & Play (exists, but no website for Virginia chain) | * Paint & Play (exists, but no website for Virginia chain) | ||
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* [[Wikipedia:Pearle Vision|Pearl [sic] Vision Express]] | * [[Wikipedia:Pearle Vision|Pearl [sic] Vision Express]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Radio Shack|Radio Shack]] | * [[Wikipedia:Radio Shack|Radio Shack]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Red Robin|Red Robin]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Ritz Camera|Ritz Camera]] | * [[Wikipedia:Ritz Camera|Ritz Camera]] | ||
* [http://www.rockstarbodyjewelry.com/ Rock Star Body Jewelry] | * [http://www.rockstarbodyjewelry.com/ Rock Star Body Jewelry] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Sam Goody|Sam Goody]] | * [[Wikipedia:Sam Goody|Sam Goody]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Sbarro|Sbarro]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Sears|Sears]] | * [[Wikipedia:Sears|Sears]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Spencer Gifts|Spencer Gifts]] | * [[Wikipedia:Spencer Gifts|Spencer Gifts]] | ||
* [[Hannah|Starbucks]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Stride Rite Corporation|Stride Rite]] | * [[Wikipedia:Stride Rite Corporation|Stride Rite]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Suncoast Motion Picture Company|Suncoast]] | * [[Wikipedia:Suncoast Motion Picture Company|Suncoast]] | ||
* [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|Taco Bell]] | |||
* T&C Nails (no website, likely [[Punchy Sonichu|Chris's view]] [[Chris and race#Asians|of an average nail salon]]) | * T&C Nails (no website, likely [[Punchy Sonichu|Chris's view]] [[Chris and race#Asians|of an average nail salon]]) | ||
* [http://www.shopbriarpatch.com/ The Briar Patch] | * [http://www.shopbriarpatch.com/ The Briar Patch] | ||
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* [[The GAMe PLACe|The Toy Place]] | * [[The GAMe PLACe|The Toy Place]] | ||
* [http://www.thingsremembered.com/ Things Remembered] | * [http://www.thingsremembered.com/ Things Remembered] | ||
* Tokyo Shogun (Virginia-based Japanese mall cuisine; no website) | |||
* [http://www.tradesecret.com/ Trade Secret] | * [http://www.tradesecret.com/ Trade Secret] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Verizon|Verizon]] | * [[Wikipedia:Verizon|Verizon]] | ||
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* [[Wikipedia:Waldenbooks|Waldenbooks]] | * [[Wikipedia:Waldenbooks|Waldenbooks]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Warner Bros. Studio Store|Warner Bros. Store]] | * [[Wikipedia:Warner Bros. Studio Store|Warner Bros. Store]] | ||
* [[Wendy's]] | |||
* [http://www.western-sizzlin.com/sitemap.html Western Sizzlin'] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:YesAsia|YesAsia.com]] Outlet Store | * [[Wikipedia:YesAsia|YesAsia.com]] Outlet Store | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Zale Corporation|Zales Jewelry]] | * [[Wikipedia:Zale Corporation|Zales Jewelry]] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Zany Brainy|Zany-Brainy]] | * [[Wikipedia:Zany Brainy|Zany-Brainy]] | ||
==Non-Store Facilities== | ==Non-Store Facilities== | ||
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* [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Restrooms]] [Multiple] | * [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Restrooms]] [Multiple] | ||
* [[Wikipedia:Wachovia|Wachovia]] ATM | * [[Wikipedia:Wachovia|Wachovia]] ATM | ||
==Sauces== | |||
<references/> | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] - The IRL version of the CWCville mall. | |||
* [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] - The IRL version of the CWCville mall. | |||
==External links== | ==External links== |
Revision as of 00:15, 31 October 2010
CWCville Shopping Center (alternatively known as CWCville Mall), located at the center of downtown CWCville, this is the location of Chris's Mayoral Office and a temple to the rampant consumerism in CWCville. Also, Chris's version of his beloved Charlottesville Fashion Square, where he is not banned but rather is welcomed and works there.
Chris designed the mall as a CADD project in PVCC, and since no good school project goes unrecycled and unpublished, is now using the design in the comics. The plans were in Scrapbook of Fail,[citation needed] and Chris's original AutoCAD files were leaked.
Chris has said that the City of CWCville owns the mall,[1] which in real life doesn't usually happen until a mall is closed off and condemned. Most existing malls, even ones that are close to dead, are owned by real estate investment trusts. Furthermore, Chris has included several stores that either don't exist in real life, or used to exist but no longer do; the store placement, selection and other fine details are all over the place, but only retail-obsessed fags would truly whine about someone making a fictional mall that has so much insanity.
Locating a mall in a downtown isn't entirely unfeasible; there is, however, no excuse for putting the fucking mayor's office in the mall, except as a reference to the Adult Swim show Tom Goes To The Mayor, which Chris probably watched.
Mall Stores
- Abercrombie & Fitch
- Arcade World (Video Games) [Yes, he's written 'Video Games' beside it, as if arcades didn't have them usually.]
- American Eagle Outfitters
- Anna Joy's (local bridal shop)
- April's Sports (local sporting goods)
- Aeropastale [sic]
- Bath & Body Works
- Big Lots
- Blue Ridge Sports
- Books-a-Million
- Burger King
- Cache [sic]
- Carlton Cards [One on each floor for some reason.]
- Cellular One
- Champ's [sic] Sports
- Chick-fil-A
- Christopher & Banks
- Christopher's Pizza
- Cinnamonster
- Circuit City Express
- Claire's Boutique
- Coffee Beanery
- Comic, Game & Hobby Place
- Country Cookin
- Create-A-Critter
- Cutco Outlet
- CVS
- Dairy Queen
- Disney Store
- Dollar Tree
- Finish Line
- Footaction USA
- F.Y.E.
- GameStop
- Gap
- GCN [? - second floor, he may have meant GNC.]
- Glamour Shots
- Great American Cookie
- Hat World
- Hallmark
- Hot Topic
- JCPenny [sic]
- Journeys
- Kay Jewlers [sic]
- KB Toys
- Kohr Bros. Frozen Yougurt [sic]
- Lady Foot Locker
- Lego Outlet
- LensCrafters [Listed twice beside each other. Probably where Chris got his Rapist Glasses.]
- Limited
- Limited Too
- MasterCuts
- McDonald's
- Motherhood Maternity
- Mrs. Field's [sic] Cookies
- Pacific Sunwear
- Paint & Play (exists, but no website for Virginia chain)
- Payless Shoe Source
- Pearl [sic] Vision Express
- Radio Shack
- Red Robin
- Ritz Camera
- Rock Star Body Jewelry
- Sam Goody
- Sbarro
- Sears
- Spencer Gifts
- Starbucks
- Stride Rite
- Suncoast
- Taco Bell
- T&C Nails (no website, likely Chris's view of an average nail salon)
- The Briar Patch
- The Happy Cook
- The Pokémon Center
- The Toy Place
- Things Remembered
- Tokyo Shogun (Virginia-based Japanese mall cuisine; no website)
- Trade Secret
- Verizon
- Victoria's Art Gallery
- victoria's [sic] Secret
- Waldenbooks
- Warner Bros. Store
- Wendy's
- Western Sizzlin'
- YesAsia.com Outlet Store
- Zales Jewelry
- Zany-Brainy
Non-Store Facilities
- Bank of America ATM
- BB&T ATM
- CWCville Mayoral Office
- Mall Security/Customer Service
- Restrooms [Multiple]
- Wachovia ATM
Sauces
See also
- Charlottesville Fashion Square - The IRL version of the CWCville mall.