January 2026 livestreams

These are livestreams filmed by Chris in January 2026.

Jesus Christ Chan - Introducing TLUM Movie

Jesus Christ Chan - Introducing TLUM Movie is a livestream done by Chris on 5 January 2026.

Chris plays it cool when asked about Flutter.

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Jesus Christ Chan - Introducing TLUM Movie
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Stardate	5 January 2026
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Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie - Subtitled, Premiering 4:00 pm, EST • Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Com... Support the stream: https://streamlabs.com/cwcvilleguardian Follow me on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/cpujcwcsprim... Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store https://officialsonichu.com/ Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWC...

Highlights

Highlights

05:34: The stream begins, Chris appears for the first time in 2026. He isn't wearing his headphones, and a chaotic audio loop of him talking soon occurs due to him leaving himself open on another tab. 06:23: Chris realizes he isn't wearing his headphones and puts them on, making his voice more audible. The audio loop continues. 06:45: Chris asserts that he is "not taking any calls" and using his phone to read the chat, due to Waltah White calling him during the previous stream. 07:15: Chris fixes the audio issue. He proceeds to talk about his "passion project" which he spent many hours on. 10:06: Chris shows off a plastic purple model with poseable joints and parts, explaining that he uses it for reference when drawing. 10:32: Chris receives his first donation of the stream, $2 from Waltah White. Waltah says "holy shit your adio sucks," to which Chris replies with "Oh, you can shut up. My audio does not suck, I know this personally." He then resumes showing off his poseable model. 12:29: The second donation informs Chris that people are spamming "L" in the chat, he replies saying he doesn't know what it means due to not being "in with" Internet lingo. Chris says he recently learned the "new definition" of the word "woke", but he then gets interrupted by two donations asking about medallions. 14:11: Chris shows off the camera he uses for stop-motion and calls himself a "one-trick Sonichu." He says he is very proud of his movie and that he's watched it "over and over again." He admits that his voice could be "droning" at times, but he says that it's typical for autistic individuals. 15:22: "whoisflutter" donates $2 with the message "whoisflutter". Chris shakes his head, then says "You're not gonna know that question. No. No, no, no, no. NO DOXING! Absolutely not. Okay? That's enough about that." 16:04: "whoisflutter" donates again, but Chris ignores them and resumes talking. 16:20: A donor donates again to tell Chris that they wore a Sonichu medallion whilst wearing a fursuit. Chris says "Thank you for doing that. Mm. Maybe someday I'll get to attend a f- furry convention, but that will be a whole different kettle of fish." 16:32: Chris randomly complains that his "attention deficit disorder" and "the randomness" always bugged him. He then offers a "meme moment": "I bother myself. I get ticked off at myself every time my RANDOMNESS just bumps in and distracts me from something!" 17:59: Chris reads the chat and says "What's with all the "L"?" He then makes a joke about people commenting "first". 18:18: Chris refuses to say "Ballz" after a donor requests it of him, he explains that he is "very well self aware" and has had enough "experience with the trolls, haters, and fakers" to fall for it. He then says his movie is a "masterpiece." 19:27: A donor brings up Chris's two phones, prompting him to sing the joke. He then very quickly signs off and ends the stream, missing a $5 donation at the very end.

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Jesus Christ Chan - Post TLUM Movie Premiere Q&A

Jesus Christ Chan - Post TLUM Movie Premiere Q&A is a livestream done by Chris on 5 January 2026.

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Jesus Christ Chan - Post TLUM Movie Premiere Q&A
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Stardate	5 January 2026
Performance Style	Reason Reason Smug Smug
Saga	Revelations Revelations, Praetor Praetor
Shirt	The Classic 4.0 The Classic 4.0
Other	Live Live

Description

Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie - Subtitled, Premiering 4:00 pm, EST • Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Com... Support the stream: https://streamlabs.com/cwcvilleguardian Follow me on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/cpujcwcsprim... Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store https://officialsonichu.com/ Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWC...

Highlights

Highlights

05:56: The stream begins, with Chris's audio being very quiet. He prepares to answer questions, and he preemptively says the Dimensional Merge is going well. 07:38: The first donation attempts to inform Chris about his audio issue. Chris thinks it's a trick however and smugly asserts that his audio is fine. He then pulls out his phone to open his livestream and check. While he's doing that, he gets a $2 donation about the audio issue from a username that contains Chris's address. Once Chris hears his own livestream on his phone, he realizes the issue and quickly fixes it. When testing if his fix worked, he blasts his ear with the donation jingle sound effect. 08:38: Chris shows his phone to the screen, with his own livestream playing on it: "I'm watching myself right now." He then resumes and repeats himself, saying the merge is completed, but currently in transition. 10:10: Chris refuses to make a donor the "official BF of Bumba Lumba." 10:34: Chris reads the previous two donations from the house username donor, both of which being about the audio blooper. 12:00: Chris says that he is "no longer responding to simple podcast offers, in the comments obviously." He explains that he can't verify between real or fake offers, as well as people who just want to use him for popularity. 12:26: Chris responds to a donation from the house username donor, saying that he's been doing pretty good and that everything has been going "a lot better lately." 12:59: "niggerniggerniggernigger" donates $2 and says "hello chris," Chris responds with "Hello. What an unfortunate username." 13:56: The house username donor asks Chris how the weather is in Finland. Chris responds with "How should I know? I dunno. I think Finland's north, so... maybe cold, like Canada? Why don't you ask me how the weather is in Canada?" He then shows off the crystals and quartz from his medallion after another donor asks about it. 15:03: Chris says that Robertchu was not on the Epstein list: "He's not on that list. I mean, I don't even know what that list is about. What are you talking about?" 18:45: The house username donor asks Chris if he will explain what he's doing in Finland for a $50 donation. Chris responds "I don't know what you're talking about," then sighs. 19:55: Chris confirms that he is still working on the Sonichu comic, but he's also "been busy with a lot of other life details." 20:58: Chris still does not own a PS5. He then gives his generic new year's resolution. 21:40: Chris answers questions about concerts. He brings up BronyCon and watching a wedding livestream. 22:57: A donor links to a fake audio call on YouTube and asks Chris if it's real or not. He doesn't go to the link in fear of being rickrolled. 24:07: The donor donates again to tell Chris that the link is safe and isn't a rickroll. Chris then chuckles and says, "you upload a virus on my computer with that link?" He then gives his thoughts on the recent situation involving Venezuela: "No good. Trump is evil. Trump, you are evil. You're so overly arrogant, it's very sinful. Alright? You're on par with Putin." 24:28: Chris is annoyed at people asking overly personal questions. "Enough is enough!" 25:06: A donor asks "hey chris, how is auli doing?" Chris responds by seemingly pretending to not know how to pronounce Auli: "All-E... What? What the fuck are you talking about, man?" He then doesn't understand meme comments in chat referring to him "carrying the flame," in reference to a song about Charlie Kirk: "Do I carry the flame? Well, it depends what you mean by the, uh, flame ... I do have a very good strong flame within me." 26:18: A donor asks "So u sympathize with a dictator who hurt his ppl?" Chris misunderstands and shakes his head: "No. I hate these people. I hate- I am not a fan of Putin, I really am not a fan of Trump, so get over yourselves on that." 27:05: Chris continues on the "carrying the flame" question: "If you mean the flame of Jesus, then obviously yes, I do. Especially since I am the Avatar of All Existence, and I am... Jesus Christ, okay? ... And I speak that only as truth. I'm not being narcissistic or arrogant as you may interpret that to be." 28:07 Chris has played Team Fortress 2 "for a little while," due to having The Orange Box on his PS3. 29:00 You should worship the past version of Chris: "I do hear your prayers, even if you don't know me personally." 29:25 Chris has been enjoying Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds, and he may get a Nintendo Switch 2, but he still has to raise money to take care of his "debts and everything." 29:43 A donor informs Chris about the meaning of the "carry the flame" comments, Chris responds with "I literally did not know that ... I have heard of Charlie Kirks, I think he was assassinated, or maybe that was- no, Epstein files were the one's that were recently released. I... don't wanna confuse anybody." 31:20 Chris confirms that he got new glasses recently. 31:45 Chris denies allegations of de-transitioning. 32:07 Chris receives a phone call, which seemingly annoys him, and he pauses the stream: "Oh boy! If you all will excuse me for a moment-" 33:19 The stream resumes, he then seemingly alludes to Barb being the one to interrupt him by referencing an old livestream: "We need more cat food... we need! Hello! We're live! On the Internet! What do you want? Hey, hello, hi. There you go, there's your reference." When later asked by a donor who called however, Chris answered "Batman, as far as you know." 34:37 Chris answers what his favorite scene was to make in the movie. 35:47 "kingfaggetslornniggerthe8" donates $2 and asks "what all languages do you speak? im trying to learn finish myself." Chris answers "Well, my native language is English and I have learned Español in high school." 39:30 A donor asks Chris if he has ever heard of Sam Hyde. Chris says his name and says that he has "never heard of him." 40:23 Chris says that Sonichu Prime would beat Batman in a fight, and he brings up Death Battle. 41:10 Chris answers what apps he uses the most on his phone: "Well, I feel like a lot of the time I use either YouTube, or Twitter, or Bluesky. Mm, I use Instagram s- like, you know, just- like, at least once a day, just to look at- for the affirmations and such." He conveniently neglects to mention Duolingo. 41:42 Chris briefly talks about Liquid Chris after a donor asks "How do I know this isn't Liquid Chris?" He then begins to sign off, but decides to answer one more question, and it's about if he ever listens to any metal music. 42:54 Chris attempts to sign off and end the stream, but another donation interrupts him almost last second, he responds: "I'm not calling you. I'm not gonna do that anymore." He then signs off and ends the stream.

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