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==January 2009==
==January 2009==


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January 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009 Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    Christian announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 HomosHomos Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Frustrated with accusations that he is gay, Chris attempts to set the record straight once and for all. He holds up a relatively tame picture of Britney Spears, apparently thinking that owning magazines with sexy photos of women in them is proof of his heterosexuality.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009 EDED MiyamotoMiyamoto Dark RedDark Red
    Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009 HomosHomos RageRage Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Christian issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying Christian has come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009 WebsiteWebsite The JokerThe Joker
    Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009 MiyamotoMiyamoto Jamaican FlagJamaican Flag
    After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto, Christian disappeared from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington. Speculation grew that Christian was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009 HomosHomos RageRage MiyamotoMiyamoto Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris retracts his January 26 statement about having flown to Nintendo of America headquarters to meet Shigeru Miyamoto. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009 MiyamotoMiyamoto Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé. He then begs and pleads for Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely, rather than cancel it outright.

February 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 HomosHomos JulieJulie ClydeClyde Dark RedDark Red
    Threatening Julie with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian".
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 HomosHomos JulieJulie ClydeClyde Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Christian explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by destroying his vibrator.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009 HomosHomos PandaPanda JulieJulie Green StripeGreen Stripe
    In this video, Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, and speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009 Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto JulieJulie ReasonReason Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009 HomosHomos Jamaican FlagJamaican Flag
    Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest Sonichu Girls. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to Sarah May. Chris goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all gays.

March 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009 TragedyTragedyJulieJulie Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately. He tells his fans to not believe the trolls, and yet, they shouldn't believe him, since he's not wearing his medallion.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009 HomosHomos Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris sees the March 8 episode of Family Guy, "Family Gay," in which Peter Griffin becomes homosexual and Stewie cites Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development. In other news, Chris is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and he publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009 ComicsComics IvyIvy Captain FalconCaptainfalconshirt.PNG
    Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to Ivy.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 RageRage ClydeClyde Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.
  • Chris Sings Lovin' You - 29 March 2009 MusicMusic IvyIvy Red BlueRed Blue
    In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures. Chris's poor rendition of "Lovin' You" is sung in the background throughout.
  • Take that Page DOWN NOW! - 30 March 2009 RageRage ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Christian rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.
  • Secret Weapon - 30 March 2009 ComedyComedy ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on his "mugshot" (actually a picture of Lee Hotti).
  • YouTube Finale - 30 March 2009 ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene... for now.

April 2009

  • The Return of Kimmi 12 April 2009 CrazyCrazy IvyIvy Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds.
  • Bunny Hop 12 April 2009 CrazyCrazy IvyIvy Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris gives another shoutout to Crass and Champ by dancing like a child.
  • April 16 Fetish Vids - 16 April 2009 SexSex IvyIvy Creepy RobeCreepyrobe.PNG LeakedLeaked
    Three leaked videos showing Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing naked in the shower.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009 ReasonReason IvyIvy Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.

May 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009 Red BlueRed Blue
    Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his Wikipedia page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 WebsiteWebsite Vert RedVert Red
    Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.

June 2009

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