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[[Homo|I'm out]], peace!
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Revision as of 22:52, 5 May 2010

Artist's depiction

I Pimp My Ride.MOV is a video uploaded by Chris on 5 May 2010.

Some time earlier, CWCki prominently featured a page with chillingly detailed information on how easy it is to place bugging devices within PS3s. Not to be outdone by damn dirty trolls who keep stealing Chris's PSN accounts, Chris shows what he has done to curb further trolling: he has removed the the Wi-Fi antenna from his PS3, thus making covert information transmission over WLAN much harder. (Technology analysts and other evil geeks at the CWCki page, however, remain unfazed by this claim.)

While relentlessly bragging about this technological tour-de-force and mocking his enemies with evil glee, Chris is wearing a never before seen, ill fitting Pokemon shirt in this video. The shirt reads "Books-A-Million Trainer", a post which he dubiously held circa 2000; the shirt certainly looks that old. He proceeds to take out his PS3 keyboard controller (that has wheels taped on to it) and a Lego car, proclaiming he has "Pimped His Ride".

Chris's actual ride still remains unpimped at the moment.

Video

I Pimp My Ride.MOV
Stardate 05 May 2010
Subject Matter Video gamesVideo games Video Games
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Shirt Pokémon LeaguePokémon League Pokémon League
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Transcript

File:XzibitNotAmused.jpg
Pimp My Ride host Xzibit's reaction to this video.

Hey yo trolls! You got nothing going on fer ya, because you know what?

[Chris proudly lifts the Wi-Fi antenna, thinking it is the bug.]

I removed it. The Wi-Fi antenna! It gone! You ain’t getting on ma PS3 anymo! You bunch of dumbasses! And yeah I p-did spend a bit of dough on my grill, but you know what? I'm no b-different from y’all! 'Cuz I like to Pimp Mah Riiiiiiiiidddde!

[Chris lifts his hands, showing a PS3 keyboard controller with taped on wheels in one, and a Lego car in the other.]

I'm out, peace!

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Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms