He's like the Velveteen Rabbit, except he wishes he were dead.
Li'l Chris is Chris's stuffed teddy bear. Chris created it at the "Create-A-Critter Workshop" in Charlottesville (Or "Create a Crear" as he pronounces it) after winning a gift certificate from a radio station, some time in his early 20's.[1] Likely not given much love or attention anymore, as Li'l Chris is an individual of a darker color... or so we thought. As it turns out, he has lately been receiving all too much love and attention. Chris pointedly informs us that Li'l Chris is a female bear in Pregnant Act, despite naming it after himself.
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