Son-Chu

When you see it, you'll shit bricks

This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield, perhaps because they give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents.

The plate reads "SONICHU", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever.

The Department of Motor Vehicles has yet to release an apology for the grievous lapse in judgment that constituted actually giving Christian a license.

The car he drives is an old-ass second generation Ford Escort LX wagon.

Gallery

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  The vanity plate, IRL (notice the autism and The GAMe PLACe bumper stickers along with a PVCC license plate frame).

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  The vanity plate, as seen from the comic

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  Much like James Bond, Chris also has a license to kill (though through his ineptitude in operating a 3-ton mobile weapon)