He's like the Velveteen Rabbit, except he wishes he were dead.
Li'l Chris is Chris's stuffed teddy bear. Created at the "Create-A-Care Workshop" (He probably meant "Build-A-Bear Workshop"). Likely not given much love or attention anymore, as Li'l Chris is an individual of a darker color... or so we thought. As it turns out, he has lately been receiving all too much love and attention. The first Build-a-Bear Workshop was built in 1997 in Missouri, which means that Chris was in high school when he made the bear. Chris pointedly informs us that Li'l Chris is a female bear in Pregnant Act, despite naming it after himself; this pretty much says it all.
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