Gal pal

Chris's gal pals at his 18th birthday party. From left to right: Sarah Hammer, Kellie Andes, ? , Miranda, Friend Brought Along, Tiffany.

A friend who is not a true and honest sweetheart. Chris claims to have a lot of these in high school. He has also claimed that Megan said she loved him so we know his grip on reality isn't very strong.

In typical Chris style, he has managed to drive every single gal-pal away. Chris believes that due to all his "Gal Pals" he had his pick of the girls to make his sweetheart and that he missed out on the oppurtunities during high school, oblivious that these girls probably associated with him due to pity rather than desiring a real friendship with Chris.

It should also be noted that "gal pal" is a synonym for "fag hag".

A complete list of Chris's current gal-pals