Pedofork

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I am not a Pedofork, YOU DORKS!!!
Christian Weston Chandler
Chris's role-model

A "pedofork" (pronounced "PEDD-oh-fork"), a portmanteau for "pedophile" and "dork", is Chris's term for a pedophile (paedophile to non-Americans) and other general conceptions of a child molester and sexual deviant towards under-age intercourse.

This term was initially coined in his Madman Rising video in response to trolls comparing Chris to "that senile old man in Family Guy", known to the rest of the world as "Herbert the Pervert".

Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and the first step to becoming a LOLcow.

Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies

It's okay where it [the legal age of consent] is, but yeah, if changable [sic], Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a "Sweet" age.
Chris, not even trying to be subtle, from Mailbag 3
Sonichu loves the kiddies

While not an outright baby fucker pedophile, Chris does seem to subscribe to the "if there's grass on the field, play ball" school of thought where he'd be willing to date and have sex with young women who are below legal age of consent given the opportunity.

  • The first example from Sonichu is found when Sonichu and Rosechu have a graphic furry yiff-fest in one of the early comics. The decision to draw such a horrific creation is a double entendre; on the one hand Sonichu and Rosechu were just recently hatched, meaning they were well under the age of consent at the time the sexual intercourse was depicted by Chris (he later justifies it by saying Sonichu and Rosechu were hatched over the age of 18).
  • On the other, Chris is drawing a comic about Sonic the friggin' Hedgehog characters, i.e, a comic probably aimed toward an audience of children; he drew graphic sex in a comic whose audience is primarily children. And it's not just an isolated incident - some form of graphic sex occurs in nearly every episode of Sonichu.
  • Exhibit B of Chris's pedofork tendencies comes in the form of a character in the Sonichu world known as Zapina. In an attempt to show that he wasn't a pedophile, Chris, hilariously, revealed that he thinks of child protective laws as "dumb". What happens in the drawing is all of the Rosechus are "stripping for women's rights" and the "14 years cute" Zapina wants to strip too. Rosechu takes young Zapina aside and informs her that because of "those dumb laws", she must not... not to worry, though, as Chris lets Zapina view all of the stripping action, and they use her ass as a spotlight for the whole terrifying ordeal (because Zapina is some sort of lightning bug or something).
  • He named a character Lolisa Rosechu, which sounds an awful lot like "Lolita". It's doubtful he's ever read or even knows what the novel is about or even the generic term but the coincidence is too disturbing.
  • In Mailbag 3, a fan emailed him asking if he would lower the legal age of consent, and if so, what he would lower it to. He answered with 16. Although the age of consent is 16 in many US States, the current legal age in Virginia is 18. He then made a terrible pun that suggested he wants to sleep with 16-year-old girls.
  • In a series of messages on Facebook, it was revealed that, even after learning his target was underage, Chris continued to pursue her.

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