Muscle bra
| “ | OMG, WOW! This material feel so, so, so good on my skin. | ” |
| Chris in the bra e-mail | ||
Muscle bra is a CWC-ism for the sports bra that Chris is wearing on his manboobs.
The muscle bra first appeared in October 2009 in the leaked e-mail accompanied by the sports bra photo series of photos. His usually bouncy moobs soon became less noticable in the new videos.
Later the same month, Chris appealed to others to wear a muscle bra too:
| “ | I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a muscle bra. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out. | ” |
| Chris in Clyde is Weaker than Water | ||
Chris seems to find the male chest and pecks unappealing, it is more than likely he makes this claim in a shallow attempt to appear straighter than strait. It is also likely that Chris himself find muscle bras to be a necessity given his unusually large breasts. Given his inability to differentiate differences in other human beings anatomy, Chris may possibly see it as necessary for other males to cover up as well.
However all this begs the question, when was the last time Chris went to the beach?