Jail Letter Gifts
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Holy Labels are bottle wrappers which Chris would write on and send to various people who send letters to him in jail.
Analysis
All of the Holy Labels that have been sent thus far are written like this:
| Scrawled on the back of a plastic bottle wrapper: | ||
| The Joy of Gods, Goddesses, the Heavens, and the recombined new Earth! | 
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Lord, Messiah & Savior, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart. |
All labels have a drawing of a Sonichu cross, meant to resemble a human uterus, in the center.
On the left are the words:
| “ | The Joy of Gods, Goddesses, the Heavens, and the recombined new Earth! | ” |
And on the right are the words:
| “ | Lord, Messiah & Savior, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart. | ” |
In a letter sent to Kengle Chris explains how to properly use a Holy Label, "laminate it, or cover it with shipping tape, attach it to a bottle (mainly for water and NON-ALCOHOLIC Beverages) to enjoy thy liquid consumptions [sic] with my Blessings, safely, from that bottle".
List of Labels Mailed
| Front | Back | Product | Date Sent | Sent To |
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Coca Cola | 30 October 2021 | Kenneth Englehardt |
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Grape Fanta | 8 November 2021 | Stories from the Penitentiary |
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Coca Cola | 30 November 2021 | Celestia |
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