Son-Chu

When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Son-Chu (aka The Sonichu Mobile) is Chris's 1994 Ford Escort.

This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield, perhaps because they give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents.

The Department of Motor Vehicles has yet to release an apology for the grievous lapse in judgment that constituted actually giving Christian a license.

Backstory

Since Chris jerks off to Transformers, he pretends that his car is a Transformer. From the CWCipedia: Template:Qutoebox

Vanity Plate

The plate reads "SONICHU", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever.

Gallery

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  The vanity plate, IRL (notice the autism and The GAMe PLACe bumper stickers along with a PVCC license plate frame).

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  The vanity plate, as seen from the comic

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  Much like James Bond, Chris also has a license to kill (though through his ineptitude in operating a 3-ton mobile weapon)

For Truth and Honesty, see the archived CWCipedia page on Son-Chu