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The '''CWCville Mayoral Office''' | The '''CWCville Mayoral Office''' ''should be'' the personal workplace of [[CWCville]] Mayor [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]] if he wasn't such a lazy ass trying to find a [[sweetheart]]. It is situated inside the [[CWCville Shopping Center]]. | ||
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Revision as of 22:24, 16 June 2010
The CWCville Mayoral Office should be the personal workplace of CWCville Mayor Christian Weston Chandler if he wasn't such a lazy ass trying to find a sweetheart. It is situated inside the CWCville Shopping Center.
Layout
The average architect would describe his office layout as "ridiculously huge". Though when represented in the comics, it tends to seem rather plain with basic office furnishings... or something... and painted a blue color. Still, it's pretty big 'cause you know... he's the mayor. How many taxpayer dollars were wasted in its construction remains a mystery. Although, it is a fair assumption that CWCville citizens are heavily taxed.
The reception is staffed by the ever vigilant Allison Amber who does all the hard work because the mayor is too lazy.
As was revealed in Sonichu_6, the portal to CWCville leads directly to the mayor's office. Additionally, the reception has a bunch of buttons that summon the police, the Power Rangers, and some robots no one had even heard of until really late in the comic.
Purpose
He Stole the Idea of a Mall Mayor's Office from the Adult Swim show Tom Goes To The Mayor. No one really knows seeing as how CWCville doesn't really seem to have a coherent government. As of yet, there doesn't seem to be any mention of town council or a forum for citizens to voice their opinions. All things you would expect of a typical mayor's office. Although the recent events of Sonichu #9 seem to show that people can call up the mayor's office when the city is under attack. Though this might be helpful for the average citizen, one has to wonder where all the administrative functions take place. At this point, we're all a little used to plot holes in Chris's comics. Popular culture however, usually deems CWCville to be a dictatorship, making the office the place where the various diktats are signed.
In other words, it's amazingly useless.
Communication
Chris's Nintendo DS has a custom uplink keeping him connected with this office at all times, so that he can always be aware of any pressing danger. Not that he has ever used it for this purpose. A sudden call to come for an emergency in CWCville would have been an interesting plot device. Sadly, "interesting" need not apply to this comic.
Daily business
During Chris's tenure as mayor, he was a very lousy administrator, as he neglected his duties often to fight Jerkops in the mall. Chris also has never explained why he simply doesn't fire these rogue employees that hate him so. He introduced his assistant, Allison Amber, in Sonichu #6 as the person who does all of the actual work while he gets beaten-up by his evil gay twin.
Rumor has it that Chris bought his way into office, as no sane person would elect a retarded man-child to a position of leadership.
Nepotism
In Sonichu #10, Chris gave an influential post to his twin sister Crystal Chandler for no apparent reason. Knowing that Sonichu and his family are also sustained by the city, it let us to believe that the mayoral office is run like a third-world African nation; if the man in power is in your family, you got a job for life.
