Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
This article applies only to humans. For the Infinitely High Pokémon, see Yawning Squirtle.
The Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor is Chris's primary concern when he is on his Love Quest. It refers to the impossibly high probability that any given girl he speaks to will have a boyfriend, making it impossible for him to find a sweetheart. The fear of this factor leaves Chris all but paralyzed when he even thinks about speaking to a woman in real life--a fear he has named Noviophobia.
Mathmeticians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorom, but the proof is in the pudding - Chris is still single so it MUST be because all the boys have taken the girls.
This lead him to specify his search to boyfriend-free girls.