Jail Letter - 19 January 2022

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On 19 January 2022, Chris sent a tenth letter from jail to Kenneth Englehardt.

A few highlights of this letter include:

  • Chris rants about various misinformation being spread about him online, and attempts to recruit his many followers to avenge him for this.
  • Throughout the letter, Chris refers to himself as two separate entities: ("Christine Chan" and the the Goddess Blue Heart)
  • Chris gives further guidelines on what can be considered canon in Sonichu fanworks:
    • The fanwork cannot contain any mention of the events that happened in Chris's life from August 1st onwards unless otherwise noted.
    • Chris must be a character in the fanwork to some degree. If he is not the main focus, he must be at least a supporting character.
    • Neither Chrises can be depicted as being overweight. Even mentioning it is not allowed.
    • A specific piece of lore must be considered when writing the fanwork, in that both Chrises were spiritually lost in 2010 until discovering themselves in 2014 and 2017/2018.
    • Chris sets very specific guidelines as to how to represent both Chrises' super powers and their superforms.
    • The fanwork cannot make Sonichu and Rosechu siblings or related by blood.
    • There cannot be any "INCEST WINCEST" between characters - "Thou Gutter Brains among my followers."
    • All drawings/writings for the fanwork must be between TV-Y7 and TV-14 in terms of content.
    • If a character has no visible genitals or nipples, as they are apparently hidden behind their fur, they can be drawn without clothing, but they must have fur. Clothing is optional for Pokemon species characters.
  • Chris has also notably rescinded any further invitations to the Sonichu Temple, as he has not received any phone numbers from the people he wanted to regain contact with (the Suitress, The WCT, and some Praetors).
  • Chris also specifies that Barb was actually his EARTH mother, while Emanuelle is his real mother. However, Christine Chan is not the direct daughter of Emanuelle.
  • Chris for some reason feels he needs to clarify that Sonichu Prime and Rosechu Prime are not Jesus, though a part of himeself has been implanted into the Pikachu and Rosechu that created them both respectively. He also claims that they are not siblings.
  • Chris also gives guidelines on how to donate money to him until he's sent back home, again not elaborating on how he plans on doing this. (All money must been put into a PO box)

Chris' Response

Greetings Kenneth

I have returned to my Body, once again, and I write personally, today, with a few messages of insights and wisdoms that as many as possible of my followers need to hear now.

Mainly, word has become conscious a heard by my Body of a number of obvious false statements, even with fake, edited, “photographs”, But my Body and I both Know better an positively certain without any doubt the true facts and the outcomes. Awaken, my followers, for these hateful faking individuals mean only to instigate fans drama, and shock, upon you all to make thou prone and easier prey for the Demons, and to be messengers in relaying these to us to instill insecurity and lack of confidence. This is and shall never be the case with I and my Body, for we know better, and we instill this Truth and Light Power unto thee all to clear the Demons away as many as possible and keep the number of Toxic Ones Left Behind Low as so or lower.

I Pray For and Bring Thee Better Lives in Neo Spirituality; Do Not let yourselves become blinded again by Demonics and Sinners.

For if thou all are not able to discern Temptations Lies and Drama from what True and Fact, Ultimately, thou all wouldst be in deep shit and troubles, indeed.

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