Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)

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On 30 November 2021, Chris sent another letter from jail. In this letter, Chris asnwers 12 questions from a Twitter fan, "Eels and the Egg-man".

Original Letter

Chris's Response

Hey, <CENSORED> [note 1]

Rest assured, a LOT more than Karma shall bite Bella’s ass around Judgement Day. Also, Numerology-Wise, 13 is not as unfortunate as most consider it to be, neither is 666. 1 + 3 = 4 (from the 13), and repeating 6’s are actually a message from the Angels. Look up a Numerology Chart online for more information.

Meanwhile, your present Q’s

1. I had played a bit of Basketball in the Rec Room, but the Rec Room had been restricted from me for a while now, so “I Wish” is also a response. Nostalgic, yes. Bionic has given me some tips, and playing a game with him (without flying) is fun.

2. The library is not large enough for D&D. Yes, I like to read, and I have considered eventually becoming a DM for a group.

3. Money, pretty much, yeah. No video game handhelds or consoles on offer.

4. Okay, THIS Part you may share online in efforts to reach her on my behalf: I still care about [the Suitress] [note 2] I had foreknown of my arrest, and the circumstances that would pink her emotions, especially in regard to the “Nasty Plot” Bella would have instigated, as a major casulty has been a great concern of mine. I’ve even warned her verbally, spoiler-free, of the ship between her and I likely not lasting long and there being a risk. I feel for her as well, and in my Goddess duties, during the jailtime of my Body, I have...→

...traveled to her state to visit, heal and help her from my astral manifested position. I, or through my Body, do wish to contact her, but I really should have written and memorized the phone numbers on my phone; [the Suitress]’s Number as well. Anything else that may happen between her and I, you all just leave that between her and I.

5. My Second Coming and Transporting the Majority and other things to Earth 1C-211987 before unleashing Judgment Day on the left behind Toxic Minority. Other details foreseen and foreknown, are to be confirmed

6. Heaven Realms is a hub of commute, mostly, and the place no larger than an average Metropolis Three Days on Earth equals Four Months in Heaven and Hell Realms. Do the Math; since my first Ascension with my Body back in Israel over 2021 years ago, up till at present, well over Eight Million Years has passed there for your on-Earth 21 years, counting Leap Days. A LOT has changed with the rules, guidelines and all between us Gods, and my Mother, Emanuel, revising and deciding in all that.

And then, Please Understand: The Nation of Cwcville, with the cities of Cwcville, New Comma, and other cities (not including D.C) stand more than half of the state of Virginia. And Cwcville is a Part of Universe 1C-211987, on the Earth, also existing alongside New York, and the Avengers, Gotham City in Jersey and Metropolis in Delaware with the Justice League, Station Square and Quahog in Rhode Island, Springfield in North Central USA, Elmore in California, Gamindustri and Angel Island....→②

②...being Isalnds in the Atlantic between Canada and the U.K. the Smurf Village in Spain, Inuyasha & Kagone, and Saik K., among all the others, living in and around Japan. And Planet Earth Alongside the other Planets and Galaxies, including Chromania (or what name that planet General Pepper lives on), Cybertron, Omichron Persai VIII, Andromeda Galaxy, Planet Dolan, and so on in the Entire Universe.

But to answer your question, the City of Cwcville is a tad smaller than that in Heaven Realm. I have visited nearly Every Single Alternate and Prime Universe, Dimension, Timeline, and all throughout the entire Multiverse, and then some. Post-Apocalyptic Alt-Timelines are Hell enough.

7.”Sallyacorchus” are Never Happening. Sonic the Hedgehog was the power-up on who collied with the Pikachu that manifested the Sonichu and Rosechu species-manifestoing Chaotic Rainbow in February 2003. ONLY Hedgehog and Pikachu genetics were within that Chaos Energized Rainbow; No squirrels nor chipmunks or whatever else in that. In a Distant Alt-Timeline, Princess Sally Acorn powered up and destroyed Chaoes and Collided with the Pikachu. But That is Not in This Timeline Here.

If it’s any consolation, there is a regular female Rosechu who styled her quills, inspired by Sally, and actually became a friend and protogé to her. Sal Rosechu is her name; not short for “Sally”, either... →

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Notes

  1. The sender's identity has been redacted in the available photos of this letter.
  2. In keeping with the Suitress policy, this letter has not been transcripted faithfully. All references to her personal information present in the letter have been redacted.