Sonic Totem
The Sonic Totem is one of the Relics of Fail, though more shrouded in mystery than any of the others. Created by Chris at some point before his Graduation, Chris fawned over the piece of art and got upset when he received no awards for it.
The Totem is one of the oldest known Christorical Artefacts, as well as one of the oldest known artefacts to have survived the Destruction of Chris's House. Originally, the totem was joined by a set of two separate objects; one of Pikachu and an effigy in the form of a plate depicting Sonic. It is currently unknown if these other artefacts have survived.
The totem has been featured very little in any of Chris's videos. After the Destruction Of Chris's House, many assumed the Totem had been destroyed, but it suddenly reappeared in full view during Chris's Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement, and went on to make its most major appearance to date several years after the fire; IMG 3207, (the video where Chris dry-humps a blowup doll trying to get a lesbian couple to mother his baby.)
The aforementioned video is the only instance of it being on full display.
On April 7th, 2017, due to the Financhu Crisis, Chris-chan finally acknowledged the existence of the Sonic Totem by putting it up for sale along with a small collection of useless garbage on Ebay for $1,500.
External links
- http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it
- http://geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php
- http://www.ebay.com/itm/282425317605
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Y7ZkQqZC8&t
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