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Chris is very self-conscious about being a virgin, and will frequently bring up this subject even when in casual conversation.
Chris is very self-conscious about being a virgin, and will frequently bring up this subject even when in casual conversation.
== Hormonal Rage ==
[[Chris]] is probably semi-conscious of the fact he will be a virgin forever. Obviously, this much repressed sexual energy, when combined with [[autism]], means that [[Chris]] is ready to snap at any point. Only [[mass debating]] keeps him from playing Counter Strike IRL.
{{quote | Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug. I hold those urges back, because I care about her. And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself. | [[Chris]], on how he could fly off the handle}} 


== See also ==
== See also ==

Revision as of 07:47, 18 August 2009

WHY?
Tell me why/ I'm stuck as a virgin with rage / Tell me why / I so need a cute girl my age
So Need a Cute Girl

Chris's self-description of his state as a virgin. Some sort of a catch phrase that CWC has now made his own. Its origins stem from the fact that this retard is indeed (and will forever be) a virgin, and such condition renders him helpless, thus utilizing the "rage" adjective to describe the feeling that this evokes.

Chris is very self-conscious about being a virgin, and will frequently bring up this subject even when in casual conversation.

Hormonal Rage

Chris is probably semi-conscious of the fact he will be a virgin forever. Obviously, this much repressed sexual energy, when combined with autism, means that Chris is ready to snap at any point. Only mass debating keeps him from playing Counter Strike IRL.

Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug. I hold those urges back, because I care about her. And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.
Chris, on how he could fly off the handle

See also

The CWC-tionary

Relationships: Attraction Location | Boyfriend-free girl | Darling | Dating education | Friend Zone | Gal-pal | Heart Level | Homos | Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor | Love Quest | Noviophobia | SLGBTQ | Sweetheart | Sweetheart from the Ground-Up

Sex: China | Comeuppance | Duck | JULAY | Mass debating | Negligent | Pedofork | Pickle | Recycling | Soul Bonding | Virgin with rage | Virginia is for Virgins | Women's rights

Himself: Biological clock | Butt garments | Captain's Log | Christian Love Day | DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS | Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies | Honest Content | I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | Monthly tugboat | Muscle bra | Random-access humor | Saga | Scale of Respect | Tomgirl |

Stressors: 4-cent_garbage | GOPony | HEXBox | JERKS | Jerkops | Kick the Autistic | Manajerks | Naïve | Niggos | Pmurt | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens | Slow-in-the-minds | Tobacky

Fantasies: Curse-ye-ha-me-ha | Dimension | Fangs | Godjesus | Iron Curtain | OC | Un-clit

Comics: Anchuent Prophecy | Da Update | Electric Hedgehog Pokemon | Nombie-zazis | Parody | Rosechu | Sonichu | Sub-Episodes | Sweetbolt


See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media