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'''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], at the behest of his [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 18]]</ref>. It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]]. This event marks a historic day in CWC history as it is the first time we have witnessed Chris acknowledge that he is not, in fact, superhuman.
'''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], at the behest of his [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 18]]</ref> It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]]. This event marks a historic day in CWC history as it is the first time we have witnessed Chris acknowledge that he is not, in fact, superhuman.


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===Transcript===
=== Transcript ===
[''We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.'']
[''We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.'']


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Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for [[Jackie]].
Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for [[Jackie]].


<center>{{Collapsible|Gallery|<gallery>
{{Collapsible|Gallery|<gallery>
File:100_2242.JPG|The corner of Chris's room, with famous artifacts such as [[The Wall of Originals]], the [[Sailor Moon]] poster of Straightening, the [[Gitar of Fail]], and the [[fanbase|fan]] favorite, the [[The Simpsons#Marge poster|Marge poster]].
File:100_2242.JPG|The corner of Chris's room, with famous artifacts such as [[The Wall of Originals]], the [[Sailor Moon]] poster of Straightening, the [[Gitar of Fail]], and the [[fanbase|fan]] favorite, the [[The Simpsons#Marge poster|Marge poster]].
File:100_2243.JPG|The other corner has bunch of consoles. Clearly arranged in order of importance, otherwise he wouldn't put the Commodore 1541 disk drive on open and hide the [[Nintendo|Wii]] among the junk.
File:100_2243.JPG|The other corner has bunch of consoles. Clearly arranged in order of importance, otherwise he wouldn't put the Commodore 1541 disk drive on open and hide the [[Nintendo|Wii]] among the junk.
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File:BeatSketcher20101012.png|Has Chris been improving his art during the dry spell? '''[[Chris and art|SPOILER: NO]]'''
File:BeatSketcher20101012.png|Has Chris been improving his art during the dry spell? '''[[Chris and art|SPOILER: NO]]'''
File:ccsonichu.jpg|Chris's [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]], from ''[[ECV 00002]]''.
File:ccsonichu.jpg|Chris's [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]], from ''[[ECV 00002]]''.
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==Fan videos==
==Fan videos==
<center>{{Collapsible|Videos|{{Infobox/Fanvideo
{{Collapsible|Videos|{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Private Chris Chan, U.S.M.C. Maggot  
| name          = Private Chris Chan, U.S.M.C. Maggot  
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|F39Q8GS0z8M}}
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|F39Q8GS0z8M}}
| Stardate       = 7 [[November 2010]]
| stardate       = 7 [[November 2010]]
| Maker         = MiHiVidz
| maker         = MiHiVidz
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Chan's Dream
| name          = Chan's Dream
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|rwGzjMECCAw}}
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|rwGzjMECCAw}}
| Stardate       = 8 [[November 2010]]
| stardate       = 8 [[November 2010]]
| Maker         = raoulduke138
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== External links ==
== External links ==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?8ca48v808ae5m0p Download Archive]
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?8ca48v808ae5m0p Download Archive]
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{{Power videos}}
{{Power videos}}
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category: Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-12]]
[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-12]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, November 2010| 2010-11-06]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, November 2010| 2010-11-06]]
[[Category: Jackie Saga videos| 2010-11-06]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-11-06]]

Revision as of 18:51, 13 August 2011

Chris struggles even to hold on to the bar.

100 2278 is a video Chris created on 12 October 2010, at the behest of his sweetheart Jackie.[1][2][3] It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 November 2010. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his weight. This event marks a historic day in CWC history as it is the first time we have witnessed Chris acknowledge that he is not, in fact, superhuman.

Video

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Transcript

[We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.]

[Chris hangs from the bar, not far off the ground, for a few seconds. Quickly, the exertion causes him to lose his grip and drop to the ground.]

[Chris grunts and jumps up to grab the bar again.]

Ugh...

[He quickly falls back down, and then looks to the camera.]

Alright, fine, I can't do a pull up. At least I tried.

[Chris springs up and tries to grab the bar again.]

Still tryin'.

[Chris makes grunting and gasping sounds.]

Well, can't do it.

[Chris tries to do a pull-up again with visibly shaking arms, grunts and sighs.]

Uh... Too sensitive to my... [sound of slapping belly] weight.

[Chris walks off camera.]

Images

Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for Jackie.

Gallery

  • The corner of Chris's room, with famous artifacts such as The Wall of Originals, the Sailor Moon poster of Straightening, the Gitar of Fail, and the fan favorite, the Marge poster.

  • The other corner has bunch of consoles. Clearly arranged in order of importance, otherwise he wouldn't put the Commodore 1541 disk drive on open and hide the Wii among the junk.

  • The McIntire Park sign.

  • The table with Lego's, also carrying Transformers and Sonic toys. Also a boatload of video tapes, CD's, magazines, yet another Gitar, and ironically a box or book cover whose only visible words are "the hidden".

  • A view of the window and the chair, with too much junk to count.

  • DVD shelves, a bunch of folders undoubtedly containing much the original hand-artery drawings of Sonichu comics, My Little Ponies, and in case you forgot this was Chris's room, two more Gitars of Fail.

  • Game shelf meets the DVD shelf.

  • The doorway that leads to sweet freedom (which is a lie). Giant game shelves. and the mysterious blinking light ball featured in many videos.

  • A bit of the Sulking Couch beside the door and PSP/DS game shelf. Letter box labeled "current and important". Two posters for mass debation, and a badass chain or something.

  • More video tapes and toys beside the Sulking Couch. Noticeable failure at photographing the Sonic trinket.

  • Back to the first corner with the Wall of Originals and Marge poster.

  • Female martial artists are awesome! ...Except that's not a martial arts move. And that's not a female either. We've been duped!

  • Now with extra boobage.

  • TITTY MONSTER

  • Has Chris been improving his art during the dry spell? SPOILER: NO

  • Chris's fursona, from ECV 00002.

Fan videos

Videos
Private Chris Chan, U.S.M.C. Maggot
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Stardate 7 November 2010
Made By MiHiVidz
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Chan's Dream
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Stardate 8 November 2010
Made By raoulduke138
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

External links

Sauces

  1. ↑ Jackie Chat 2
  2. ↑ Jackie Chat 7
  3. ↑ Jackie E-mails 18
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