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He openly admits to doing this and has even been recorded by [[trolls]] on several occasions perusing this vile, heathenous act. | He openly admits to doing this and has even been recorded by [[trolls]] on several occasions perusing this vile, heathenous act. | ||
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{{quote|And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.|Chris on his mass debating, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997802418#The_Megan_Saga Chris's MySpace blog, via ED]}} | |||
While it is assumed by many that Chris has an uncontrolled sex drive and spends his days whacking it, the opposite is true. Rather, Chris has admitted to whacking off no more than twice in a given week{{cite}}. Possible factors for this include the fact that he has a bent [[duck]] which would make masturbation painful, in addition to a possibly low libido due to an unhealthy life style which may make it hard for him to maintain an erection. The sex audio with [[Julie]] seems to indicate that it takes Chris around twenty minutes to orgasm, which means that masturbation for Chris must be physically exhausting (especially for someone who's view of exercise is that of standing up while playing [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar Hero]]). | While it is assumed by many that Chris has an uncontrolled sex drive and spends his days whacking it, the opposite is true. Rather, Chris has admitted to whacking off no more than twice in a given week{{cite}}. Possible factors for this include the fact that he has a bent [[duck]] which would make masturbation painful, in addition to a possibly low libido due to an unhealthy life style which may make it hard for him to maintain an erection. The sex audio with [[Julie]] seems to indicate that it takes Chris around twenty minutes to orgasm, which means that masturbation for Chris must be physically exhausting (especially for someone who's view of exercise is that of standing up while playing [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar Hero]]). | ||
Revision as of 23:44, 4 June 2009
CWC-ism for the act of masturbation. Based on a PSN chat with PandaHalo and an IRC chat, Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16, when he unlocked the parental lock for HBO and watched "I Like to Play Games 2"[1]. He informs his mother of his "mass debating" habits.
He openly admits to doing this and has even been recorded by trolls on several occasions perusing this vile, heathenous act.
Frequency
| “ | And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself. | ” |
While it is assumed by many that Chris has an uncontrolled sex drive and spends his days whacking it, the opposite is true. Rather, Chris has admitted to whacking off no more than twice in a given week[citation needed]. Possible factors for this include the fact that he has a bent duck which would make masturbation painful, in addition to a possibly low libido due to an unhealthy life style which may make it hard for him to maintain an erection. The sex audio with Julie seems to indicate that it takes Chris around twenty minutes to orgasm, which means that masturbation for Chris must be physically exhausting (especially for someone who's view of exercise is that of standing up while playing Guitar Hero).
On Valentine's Day, 2009 Bob Chandler walked in on his son mass debating, leading to Chris's Internet being cut down.