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[[Image:CWCmassdebate.jpg|thumb|right||Chris | [[Image:Democrats_mass_debate.jpg|thumb|right||Democratic Presidential Candidates mass debating correctly.]] | ||
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[[Mass debating]] is the [[CWC-ism]] for the act of masturbation. He informs his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] of his "mass debating" habits.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref> When he first started mass debating, he did so by lying face down on his bed and rubbing his [[duck]] with a washcloth.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref> He openly admits to doing this and has even been recorded by [[trolls]] on several occasions perusing this vile, heathenous act. | [[Mass debating]] is the [[CWC-ism]] for the act of masturbation. He informs his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] of his "mass debating" habits.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref> When he first started mass debating, he did so by lying face down on his bed and rubbing his [[duck]] with a washcloth.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref> He openly admits to doing this and has even been recorded by [[trolls]] on several occasions perusing this vile, heathenous act. | ||
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Mass debating is the CWC-ism for the act of masturbation. He informs his mother of his "mass debating" habits.[1] When he first started mass debating, he did so by lying face down on his bed and rubbing his duck with a washcloth.[2] He openly admits to doing this and has even been recorded by trolls on several occasions perusing this vile, heathenous act.
On Valentine's Day, 2009 Bob Chandler walked in on his son mass debating, leading to Chris's Internet being cut down.
Discovery
Based on a PSN chat with PandaHalo and an IRC chat, Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16:
| “ | actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the pool scene in "I Like to Play Games 2", and I just figured it out for myself. | ” |
Frequency
| “ | And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself. | ” |
| Chris on his mass debating[3] | ||
While it is assumed by many that Chris has an uncontrolled sex drive and spends his days whacking it, the opposite is true. Rather, Chris has admitted to whacking off at least twice in a given week (though based on chats,[citation needed] it seems that he limits it to twice). Possible factors for this include the fact that he has a bent duck which would make masturbation painful, in addition to a possibly low libido due to an unhealthy life style which may make it hard for him to maintain an erection. The sex audio with Julie seems to indicate that it takes Chris around twenty minutes to orgasm, which means that masturbation for Chris must be physically exhausting (especially for someone whose view of exercise is that of standing up while playing Guitar Hero).