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[[Image:LilChris.jpg|thumb|right|He's like the Velveteen Rabbit, except he wishes he were dead.]]
[[Image:LilChris.jpg|thumb|right|He's like the Velveteen Rabbit, except the Velveteen Rabbit isn't suffering.]]
[[File:128747284554.png|thumb|Artist's rendition of [[Pregnant Act]].]]


'''Li'l Chris''' is [[Chris]]'s stuffed teddy bear. Created at the "Create-A-Care Workshop" (He probably meant "[[Wikipedia:Build-A-Bear Workshop|Build-A-Bear Workshop]]"). Likely not given much love or attention anymore, as Li'l Chris is an [[Niggo|individual of a darker color]]... or so we thought. As it turns out, he has lately been receiving ''all too much'' [[Pregnant Act|love and attention.]] The first Build-a-Bear Workshop was built in 1997 in Missouri, which means that Chris was in high school when he made the bear. Chris pointedly informs us that Li'l Chris is a female bear in [[Pregnant Act]], despite naming it after himself; this pretty much [[Homos|says it all]].
'''Li'l Chris''' is [[Chris]]'s stuffed teddy bear. According to [[IRC (18 December 2008)|an IRC chat]], Chris created it at the "Create-a-Critter Workshop" in the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]] after winning a gift certificate from a radio station, some time in his early 20's. Trolls initially assumed that Li'l Chris was not given much love or attention, as she was an [[Niggos|individual of a darker color]]. As it turned out, however, the bear had been receiving ''all too much'' love and attention. Chris pointedly informed his fans in October 2010 that Li'l Chris was a female bear in [[Pregnant Act]], despite naming it after himself. This made sense years later, after Chris believed he was a [[homos|male lesbian]].
 
For a while, it was thought that Li'l Chris was lost to the January 2014 fire – this has since been proven false, as the bear can be seen resting on the end of one of Chris's shelves in his [[Donation Request]].
 
<center><gallery>
File:BuildaBear.jpg|The Build-a-Bear store in the mall where Chris obtained Li'l Chris.
File:ECP 00020.jpg|Chris and the bear sharing a moment.
File:128747284554.png|Artist's rendition of [[Pregnant Act]].
File:Bearonhead.jpg|Chris and Li'l Chris engaging in lewd behavior.
File:Lilchris2016.png|Li'l Chris makes an appearance while Chris begs for money.
</gallery></center>


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]
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[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Toys]]

Latest revision as of 07:18, 5 August 2019

He's like the Velveteen Rabbit, except the Velveteen Rabbit isn't suffering.

Li'l Chris is Chris's stuffed teddy bear. According to an IRC chat, Chris created it at the "Create-a-Critter Workshop" in the Charlottesville Fashion Square Mall after winning a gift certificate from a radio station, some time in his early 20's. Trolls initially assumed that Li'l Chris was not given much love or attention, as she was an individual of a darker color. As it turned out, however, the bear had been receiving all too much love and attention. Chris pointedly informed his fans in October 2010 that Li'l Chris was a female bear in Pregnant Act, despite naming it after himself. This made sense years later, after Chris believed he was a male lesbian.

For a while, it was thought that Li'l Chris was lost to the January 2014 fire – this has since been proven false, as the bear can be seen resting on the end of one of Chris's shelves in his Donation Request.

See also