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{{quote|oh, BTW, YOUR [[speech impediment|NASAL VOICE]] IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "NAIVE", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.
But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.|Chris on the dreaded word<ref>From a YouTube comment to [[Liquid Chris]] on the [[REAL Protest against the FAKE#Youtube comments from Chris|REAL Protest against the FAKE]] video.</ref>}}


{{quote|oh, BTW, YOUR NASAL VOICE IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "NAIVE", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.
[[Image:Naivewater.png|thumb|110px|right|Chris's second favorite drink, right after [[Fanta]].]]
But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.|Chris to [[CChanSonichuCWC]]}}


{{quote|I'm not saying I'm dumb...or naïve.|Chris, being ironic}}
'''Naïve''' is both one of [[Chris]]'s most-used insults, and his least favorite word.<ref>From [[Mailbag 21#Chris's favorite curse word is an "F" followed by 3 asterisks|Mailbag 21]].</ref><ref>[[Autism Tutorial Extra]] - "...my first least favorite of all time is 'naive'."</ref> According to the Merriam-Webster English dictionary, the word "naïve" means "deficient in worldly wisdom or informed judgment; especially: credulous";<ref>[http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/naive Merriam-Webster's online entry about "naïve"]</ref> Chris, however, defines it in [[the July 10th Messages]] as merely "questioning one's intelligence", showing that he only understands the most overly simplified definition of the word. By the time of the [[Jackie e-mails]], he had apparently corrected his definition outwardly, but unless he really cares about his [[Virgin with rage|non-existent experience]], he probably still believes it simply means "stupid".<ref>"Naive; it questions my mentality and experience."</ref> In the [[Wallflower E-mails]], he finally uses the correct definition, confirming that "naïve" is really just an unacceptable jab at his [[Chris and his Ego|unwarranted self-importance]].<ref>ibid. "My least favorite word of ALL time is "naive", [[random-access humor|NOT because of how it is spelt]], but it questions and belittles ones intelligence and experience. I am well-experienced and knowledgeable in a lot of things." Note that the Wallflower did not ask him for this answer.</ref> He also refers to it as "the cruelest of words". He often pairs it with "retard", "[[slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]", or one of his many other [[CWC-ism]] insults.


{{quote|I do not care much that you refer to me as "benevolent"; it sounds derogatory.|Chris, [[Mailbag 5]]}}
Chris has [[Chris and hypocrisy|called others]] ([[Liquid Chris|largely]] [[Asperchu|trolls]]) "naïve" on many occasions. During the Liquid Saga, he remarked that the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] sounds "[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|about as bad as the word naïve to me now]]". It has never occurred to Chris that assuming that other people find the word "naïve" as offensive as he does is, well, naïve.


'''Naïve''' is one of [[Chris]]'s most-used insults. According to Merriam-Webster's English dictionary, the word "naïve" means "deficient in worldly wisdom or informed judgment; especially: credulous"<ref>[http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/naive Merriam-Webster's online entry about "naïve"]</ref>; Chris, however, defines it in his [[The July 10th Messages|July 10th Messages]] as merely "questioning one's intelligence", showing that he only understands the most overly simplified definition of the word. He also refers to it as "the cruelest of words". He often pairs it with "[[autism|retard]]", "[[slow in the mind]]", or one of his many other [[CWC-ism]] insults.
The origins of Chris's disdain for this word likely come from occasions when it has been used against him in attempts to give him constructive criticism, such as the [[Vivian Gee E-mails]]. He seems to have twisted its original, relatively polite meaning into the worst insult he can muster. When [[Kacey]]'s father Matthew called him naïve during the [[Father Call]], Chris became enraged, making a (not-so-)subtle threat of physical violence in response – of course, he quickly backed down once he was reminded that he was giving threats to an ex-Marine. The same call showed that Chris has no idea what the definition of naïve is, believing it to mean "unintelligent" instead of [[Liquid Chris|gu]][[PandaHalo|ll]][[BlueSpike|ib]][[Ivy|le]] like most [[Trolls|people]].


Chris has called others (largely [[trolls]]) "naïve" on many occasions. In a comment on one of [[CChanSonichuCWC]]'s videos, Chris calls his voice "more grating than the word 'naïve'". Later in the same saga, he remarks that the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] sounds "about as bad as the word naïve to me now". It has never occurred to Chris that assuming that other people find the word "naïve" as offensive as he does is &mdash; well &mdash; naïve.[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJwQi9J-TXg#| In the 3:53 proportion of Alec Benson Leary Phone call 3 part 1], Alec notices that Chris uses the word "naïve" at him. Alec questions why is Chris using his most hateful word at his opponent. Chris's rebuttal statement contradicts himself, but Chris does agree with Alec that it's his least favorite word. Alec later ran Chris into a corner, and thus Chris changes the subject.
Ironically, back in the comics, he's accurately used it to describe himself in a non-condescending way, being "naive about dating during young adult years", suggesting that he once understood its definition properly. He seems to get seriously offended when other people call him that, but has used it several times to describe himself in the past tense.


The origins of Chris's disdain for this word likely come from occasions when it has been used against him in attempts to give him constructive criticism, such as the [[Vivian Gee E-mails]]. He seems to have twisted its original, relatively polite meaning into the worst insult he can muster. When [[Father Call|Kacey's father]] called him naïve, Chris became enraged, almost to the point of threatening physical violence. Kacey's father pressed [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton| Chris's very own berserk button], on accident.  This gives us a greater idea on how Chris feels about this word from his point of view.  The Father has said far more worse things at Chris to grind his gears. Through 1.2-1.5 sections in the [[Father Call| transcripts]], the father insults Chris's life, genes, beliefs, and his right to be with Kacey. If we skip down to say...[http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/Father_Call#Matthew_crosses_the_line_and_Chris.27s_reaction_time| 1.17 ], or [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6WDUioAqR4| 6:48-ish of part 11 of the call], Matt broke a blood vessel. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdnm4BIxFxs| In the next part of the call] it's again stated that Chris's defines "naïve" similar to being retarded,stupid, and etc. What's lulzy, is that Kacey's Father insults his intelligent over a dozen times in the call. Based off that part of the call, it's likely that Chris holds naive on par with his other berserk buttons ( [[Homos|gays]] or [[Asperger syndrome | an ass burger]]).  
Chris himself appears to be seriously naïve, a so-called ''naïf'', especially in his attitudes to [[Honest Content]] and posting his personal details everywhere he can.


== Ways Chris is Naive ==
==References==
* He believes that just because [[Sonichu]] is a popular internet topic, means that he has a million fans.
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* He believes that everyone shares [[Death threats|his]] [[Mass Debating|bad]] [[Lie|habits]].
* He is under the impression that just because [[Asperger's]] is a different name than [[Autism|High Functioning Autism]], it's a completely different syndrome, despite no proof of this belief.
* He thinks that all [[Homos|gays]] are [[Chris|perverts]] that want to have [[Chris and Health|anal]] [[Chris and Sex|sex]]


==See also==
*[[Slow-in-the-minds]]
*[[Autism]]
*[[Chris and English]]


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Latest revision as of 13:30, 7 September 2024

oh, BTW, YOUR NASAL VOICE IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "NAIVE", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.

Chris on the dreaded word[1]
Chris's second favorite drink, right after Fanta.

Naïve is both one of Chris's most-used insults, and his least favorite word.[2][3] According to the Merriam-Webster English dictionary, the word "naïve" means "deficient in worldly wisdom or informed judgment; especially: credulous";[4] Chris, however, defines it in the July 10th Messages as merely "questioning one's intelligence", showing that he only understands the most overly simplified definition of the word. By the time of the Jackie e-mails, he had apparently corrected his definition outwardly, but unless he really cares about his non-existent experience, he probably still believes it simply means "stupid".[5] In the Wallflower E-mails, he finally uses the correct definition, confirming that "naïve" is really just an unacceptable jab at his unwarranted self-importance.[6] He also refers to it as "the cruelest of words". He often pairs it with "retard", "slow-in-the-mind", or one of his many other CWC-ism insults.

Chris has called others (largely trolls) "naïve" on many occasions. During the Liquid Saga, he remarked that the name Ian Brandon Anderson sounds "about as bad as the word naïve to me now". It has never occurred to Chris that assuming that other people find the word "naïve" as offensive as he does is, well, naïve.

The origins of Chris's disdain for this word likely come from occasions when it has been used against him in attempts to give him constructive criticism, such as the Vivian Gee E-mails. He seems to have twisted its original, relatively polite meaning into the worst insult he can muster. When Kacey's father Matthew called him naïve during the Father Call, Chris became enraged, making a (not-so-)subtle threat of physical violence in response – of course, he quickly backed down once he was reminded that he was giving threats to an ex-Marine. The same call showed that Chris has no idea what the definition of naïve is, believing it to mean "unintelligent" instead of gullible like most people.

Ironically, back in the comics, he's accurately used it to describe himself in a non-condescending way, being "naive about dating during young adult years", suggesting that he once understood its definition properly. He seems to get seriously offended when other people call him that, but has used it several times to describe himself in the past tense.

Chris himself appears to be seriously naïve, a so-called naïf, especially in his attitudes to Honest Content and posting his personal details everywhere he can.

References

  1. From a YouTube comment to Liquid Chris on the REAL Protest against the FAKE video.
  2. From Mailbag 21.
  3. Autism Tutorial Extra - "...my first least favorite of all time is 'naive'."
  4. Merriam-Webster's online entry about "naïve"
  5. "Naive; it questions my mentality and experience."
  6. ibid. "My least favorite word of ALL time is "naive", NOT because of how it is spelt, but it questions and belittles ones intelligence and experience. I am well-experienced and knowledgeable in a lot of things." Note that the Wallflower did not ask him for this answer.

See also

The CWC-tionary

Relationships: Attraction Location | Boyfriend-free girl | Darling | Dating education | Friend Zone | Gal-pal | Heart Level | Homos | Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor | Love Quest | Noviophobia | SLGBTQ | Sweetheart | Sweetheart from the Ground-Up

Sex: China | Comeuppance | Duck | JULAY | Mass debating | Negligent | Pedofork | Pickle | Recycling | Soul Bonding | Virgin with rage | Virginia is for Virgins | Women's rights

Himself: Biological clock | Butt garments | Captain's Log | Christian Love Day | DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS | Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies | Honest Content | I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | Monthly tugboat | Muscle bra | Random-access humor | Saga | Scale of Respect | Tomgirl |

Stressors: 4-cent_garbage | GOPony | HEXBox | JERKS | Jerkops | Kick the Autistic | Manajerks | Naïve | Niggos | Pmurt | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens | Slow-in-the-minds | Tobacky

Fantasies: Curse-ye-ha-me-ha | Dimension | Fangs | Godjesus | Iron Curtain | OC | Un-clit

Comics: Anchuent Prophecy | Da Update | Electric Hedgehog Pokemon | Nombie-zazis | Parody | Rosechu | Sonichu | Sub-Episodes | Sweetbolt


See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media